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Slashback: Hagiography, Oracle, Fusion

Slashback with updates on RMS's biography, PVRs vs. the endangered edifice of Western Civilization, Oracle's funny deal with California, cold fusion and more. Read on for the details! Can't we please have a picture of the winner? obsidianpreacher writes: "Apparently, SETI@Home has just recently released who the winner of the 500 millionth result "contest" is, and posted the news on the SETI@Home site. Too bad it wasn't me (or one of the people who turn in 300 bajillion results per day)."

Even lukewarm fusion would be satisfy me. driggers writes: "I wrote a review of the book "Excess Heat" for /. last year. I thought you might (or might not :) be interested to learn that the U.S. Navy in February 2002 issued Technical Report No. 1862 titled "Thermal and Nuclear Aspects of the Pd/D2O System," Vol. 1 of which summarizes A Decade of Research at Navy Laboratories."

Dr. Frank Gordon, Head, Navigation and Applied Sciences Department, concludes his foreword with the remark, "It is time for the government funding organizations to invest in this research."

If you modify the source you must keep it accurate, like a Mad Lib. An Anonymous Coward writes "I just noticed the biography of Richard M. Stallman, "Free as in Freedom" by Sam Williams is online at oreilly, released under the GNU Free Documentation License."

What vapors rule the modern day Oracle? MarkedMan writes: "The following CNET article outlines Oracle's reply to the State of California's announcement it was canceling a nearly $100 million dollar contract. It should not come as a surprise, as few companies would give up that kind of money without a fight, not to mention the domino effect if they just rolled over. It would be a tacit admission that they ripped off naive customers."

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  1. Why Does SETI@Home Get All The Glory? by dupper · · Score: 3, Funny

    I turn in trajllions of results per day to Brilliant Digital Entertainment. But where's my parade?!

    1. Re:Why Does SETI@Home Get All The Glory? by qslack · · Score: 3, Funny

      I turn in trajllions of results per day to Brilliant Digital Entertainment. But where's my parade?!

      I think the lawyers are having a parade in your honor. Seriously, think about it.

      Slashdotter sues Kazaa for the spyware issue.
      Sharman Networks (current owner of Kazaa) sues previous owner of Kazaa because their business plan of embedding spyware was declared illegal.
      MPAA sees that Kazaa is hurting, and sues Sharman.
      Kazaa declared illegal, but ex-programmers post source code on Slashdot.
      MPAA, Sharman sue Slashdot.
      (I could say something about the bankruptcy lawyers that VA Software will need, but I won't.)
      Lawyers rejoice, drive home in BMWs.

      Lawyers win!

    2. Re:Why Does SETI@Home Get All The Glory? by cscx · · Score: 1, Funny
      A sign from heaven - she's a geek [asiacarrera.com]!!!

      Whoa, man! You people need to visit this site, seriously. Anal-porn queen Asia Carrera's vital stats:

      • National Merit Scholarship Winner (for 1440 on SAT's)
      • Yes, I am a member of Mensa, the society for high I.Q. nerds
      • 4 kickass PCs
      • Spelling bee champ, was in the Math Club
      • Likes to take it up the ass on camera


      • Wow, I am surprised. She's my new favorite porn star! =)
  2. Engrish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Even lukewarm fusion would be satisfy me.
    I think timothy should submit this gem here.
  3. Cliff's Notes Version of RMS Biography by MisterBlister · · Score: 2, Funny

    GNU/Richard Stallman was born on the such and such of the year nineteen hundred and such and such. At school nobody liked him because he didn't shower and he smelled really bad so he decided to create Free Software. The End.

  4. Hey, wait a second... by Pedrito · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm young and happy girl who lives in Czech Republic.

    Hey, I know who this girl is, she's my mail order Czech ex-bride. I want 50%!!!!

  5. Blatantly Offtopic by toupsie · · Score: 3, Funny
    Notorious Murders are usually referred to by first, middle and last names, i.e., John Wayne Gacy, Lee Harvey Oswald & John Wilkes Booth.

    Notorious Superstars are usually referred to by one name, i.e., Cher, Madonna & Liberace.

    Notorious Uber Geeks are usually referred to by their initials by other wannabe geeks, i.e., RMS, ESR & DNA.

    --
    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
  6. PVRs vs. Western Civ? by GeekLife.com · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did I miss that link? I feel like Opus when he flipped on the news to hear "...and that is the single most poisonous to penguins item you can find in every household."

  7. SETI Works! by FrankDrebin · · Score: 3, Funny

    The winner of the 500 millionth result, Milada had the odds stacked against her. First, she is a she and we all know what the rates are there in the geek world. Next, she's not from the US (41.5% of SETI contributers are US residents), she's listed as Czech (only about 0.6% of the SETI contributers are Czech residents). And last she's only returned (as of this post) 92 results!

    Such a combination is so astronomically unlikely, I think we've found our ET people!

    But seriously I'm glad the prize went to someone who's got this unlikely profile, it just proves how truly global and widespread the SETI appeal is. Congratulations to SETI and Milada!

    --
    Anybody want a peanut?
  8. Re:Governor Davis by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Weren't there shredding trucks involved with this somehow?"

    I tried to shred trucks once; The tyres went ok, even if bits of rubber came flying out of the shredder like a wood chipper, but the chassis just jammed the whole thing up.

    I suggest melting trucks instead of shredding them.

    graspee

  9. Re:In a word, nah. by dimator · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anything you run off PostgreSQL could be ported to Oracle, but you'd probably be a dummy to do so. The reverse is rarely true (except the dummy part).

    When I'm done parsing this, I'll let you know.

    --
    python -c "x='python -c %sx=%s; print x%%(chr(34),repr(x),chr(34))%s'; print x%(chr(34),repr(x),chr(34))"