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Do Strangelets Pass Through Earth?

Weirdolet writes: "Ananova are reporting that ultra-dense, pollen sized strangelets (aka nuggets of strange quarks) travelling at 900,000 miles per hour hit the earth, violently pass through it and have done on at least two occasions already. It's also reported, allegedly, in the Sunday telegraph but I haven't found it there yet :P Coming to a particle accelerator near you soon ... ?" Another reader has found the story at the Telegraph.

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  1. What about... by panthro · · Score: 1, Funny

    Uplets? Downlets? Toplets? Bottomlets? Charmedlets?

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    1. Re:What about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It was strangely charming to see her bottom go up and down while I should've been more interested in watching her top, this being a jump-rope contest after all.

    2. Re:What about... by Skyfire · · Score: 5, Funny

      I went up the elevator to the top of the building, where everyone lives a charmed life, then I took it back down to the bottom where the sysadmins are strange.

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    3. Re:What about... by Bhang · · Score: 4, Funny

      As she was smiling down at the bottom row of people, I glanced up at the top row, to see the woman who charmed me with her strange eyes.

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  2. The articles builds up their destructive mass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    And then ends it with "humans are unlikely to be harmed." We can't make Hollywood blockbusters with those types of "facts." Killer Strangelets from Outer Space needs to have KILLER Stragelets!

  3. second impact? by AnimeFreak · · Score: 4, Funny
    The second event in November started in the Pacific Ocean travelling through Earth to appear in Antarctica 19 seconds later.
    For some reason Neon Genesis Evangleion comes to mind.
  4. Everyone's speed of light is different.... by Spaceman+Spiff+II · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's funny how all the replies list different speeds of light in mph..

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    1. Re:Everyone's speed of light is different.... by isorox · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's funny how all the replies list different speeds of light in mph..

      Only because everyone's ruler is a different length

  5. Not wounds, but woundlets... by jerryasher · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well they weigh several tons. One article said they would leave a crater. My body typically reacts violently when craters appear in it. (And that hasn't regularly occurred for 15 years now...)

  6. Re:Would these actually create an entry/exit wound by Consul · · Score: 5, Funny

    Could these be the long-awaited explanation for spontaneous human combustion? ;o)

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  7. Need Funding? by Perdo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tell the military they can weaponize this. See how long it takes them to allocate the funds to restart the superconducting supercollider. Just fire a negatively charged strangelet at the chinese and watch the entire country dissapear... sure, the entire planet would be destroyed too, but that was the case with nuclear weapons, and it never stopped their deployment.

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  8. Horseshit. by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 4, Funny



    A pollen-sized grain of anything weighing over a ton and travelling at 900,000 miles an hour would leave a crater so large that it could fit the entire quantity of bullshit pseudo-science that comes out of Southern Methodist University.

    Amazing.

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  9. Strange fantasy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    As I grabbed her bottom, she got up, took off her top, gave me a strange glance, then went down on me and charmed ol' one-eye.

  10. Re:Entrance/Exit Point by Salsaman · · Score: 3, Funny
    You notice occasionally in the press, reports of odd explosions which are normally put down to gas leaks and such, and in most cases this is probably the truth.

    However, a small fraction of these *could* be due to strangelets hitting the Earth. It's not very scientific, but a search on Google for 'unexplained explosion' comes up with over 14,000 items...

  11. Re:Entrance/Exit Point by foobar104 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not very scientific, but a search on Google for 'unexplained explosion' comes up with over 14,000 items...

    Yes, but a search on Google for "unexplained fish" comes up with over 23,000 items. What's your point? ;-)

  12. Re:Entrance/Exit Point by shepd · · Score: 2, Funny

    >a search on Google for 'unexplained explosion' comes up with over 14,000 items...

    A google search for "sandwich explosion" gives me 24,800 hits.

    What I want to know is why, with this many exploding sandwiches, I've never come across one...

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  13. Re:Faster than light? by Kris_J · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since when is a mile defined in terms of meters? You must work at NASA.

  14. Re:Faster than light? by stevey · · Score: 3, Funny
    And light is stilll the winnnner!

    Huzzah - Go Light!

  15. Re:Stragelets are strange but not dangerous by Erris · · Score: 3, Funny
    Speak for yourself, but I'm becoming increasingly afraid of spontaneous human combustion.

    Try not to get too hot over it.

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  16. Music, maestro, please by Observer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Strangelets in the night....
    </Sinatra>

    It's OK, I was just leaving anyway.

  17. Re:Stragelets are strange but not dangerous by Aceticon · · Score: 3, Funny

    It is left as an exercise to the reader to do the same calculations using metric units.

  18. Unexplained earthquake detection by Gunnery+Sgt.+Hartman · · Score: 2, Funny

    All of those "earthquakes" probably coincide with the time of the aerobics class at the nearest Fat Farm.

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