StarOffice 6.0
Lawrence Teo writes "News.com,
Infoworld.com,
and
eWeek
are all reporting that Sun's StarOffice 6.0, which will be released on May 21, will cost a measly $75.95. That's less than a quarter the cost of Microsoft Office. Details are also available at Sun's own StarOffice 6.0 website." Sun's press release mentions the new features, although if you're familiar with openoffice.org, you've got a pretty good idea of what StarOffice has to offer. An anonymous reader also points out that Sun has effectively one-upped Microsoft's various schemes to get its software into schools by making an unlimited donation of StarOffice to China's Ministry of Education.
The monetary value of this gift was estimated to be 10,000,000,000 jihadies, the jihadai is the al qaeda's main currency. The value in dollars was about $1.39 u.s. It is believed that the one al qaeda computer was taken away along with osama bin ladens's fax machine. A local resident was quoted as saying "Babba gook, zin, zin, wallop", which translates to "How do you fit a whole office in that small metal box". Multiple phone calls to inside sources, where not returned, because in addition to no computers, there are no phones. Coming up next, should the new parking lot in the middle east have white or yellow stripes.
-- the computer doesn't want any beer, no matter how much you think it does. NEVER, EVER feed your computer beer.
He says the UI is badly designed, the MSOffice importing is badly flawed, it resorts to heavy techie jargon too often, and it's just plain buggy.