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BMG to Purchase Napster

asv108 writes "In a dramatic reversal, Bertelsmann has agreed to purchase Napster's assets. Founder Shawn Fanning and CEO Konrad Hilbers are set to return to the company after announcing their resignation earlier this week."

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  1. Napster's assets? by cliffy2000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, my valuation of Napster is up there with Enron and Global Crossing. :)
    So many assets!

  2. in other words.. by swein515 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Founder Shawn Fanning...set to return to the company after announcing their resignation earlier this week.

    ..after realizing he had zero experience or skill to work anywhere else.

    1. Re:in other words.. by Ooblek · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not true! He could open up one of those little burn-your-own mix kiosks that you find all over the streets in China. I'm sure he has just a few gigs of mp3s these days.

    2. Re:in other words.. by Xacid · · Score: 2, Funny

      I almost wonder if he's sick of music by now...I know I'd walk around with ear plugs after going through what he has been through.

  3. What they aren't allowed to do! by Bouncings · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, they purchased napster, but they aren't allowed to make copies of the company or share it with any of their partners. Shame. Although if you stick a post-it note on Shawn's face, you can clone him!

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  4. I think Napster needs its own section... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    ...so I can ignore this shit.

    Who could possibly care about this relic and the predictable characters who surround it, after this long?

  5. $8 Million?? by Noexit · · Score: 2, Funny
    To buy a dead horse? I've got seaside property here in Oklahoma if they're interested...

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    Never argue with a man carrying a water buffalo

  6. IP THEFT IS DYING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is official: ZDNet confirms: IP theft is dying
    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered IP theft community when IDC confirmed that IP theft market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all file-sharing. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that IP theft has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. IP theft is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last [samag.com] in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin [amdest.com] to predict IP theft's future. The hand writing is on the wall: IP theft faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for IP theft because IP theft is dying. Things are looking very bad for IP theft. As many of us are already aware, IP theft continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Napster is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core users.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Gnutella leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of Gnutella. How many users of KazAA are there? Let's see. The number of Gnutella versus KazAA posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 KazAA users. Morpheus posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of KazAA posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Morpheus. A recent article put Napster at about 80 percent of the IP theft market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Napster users. This is consistent with the number of Napster Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of RIAA, abysmal sales and so on, Napster went out of business and was taken over by BMG who sell another troubled OS. Now Napster is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that IP theft has steadily declined in market share. IP theft is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If IP theft is to survive at all it will be among Music dilettante pirates. IP theft continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, IP theft is dead.

  7. Re:This is good but by PepsiProgrammer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, at least SOMEONE is buying something from napster now.

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    "The United States has no right, no desire, and no intention to impose our form of government on anyone else." - Bush 05
  8. Can we expect? by tezzery · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess we can expect a new download club from BMG where you download 4 songs for 49 cents, if you agree to buy another 3 at regular club prices?