What is Well-Commented Code?

WannaBeGeekGirl queries: "What exactly is well-commented code anyway? Can anyone suggest resources with insight into writing better comments and making code more readable? After about six years in the software development industry I've seen my share of other people's code. I seem to spend a lot of time wishing the code had better (sometimes _any_) comments. The comments can be frustrating to me for different reasons: too vague, too specific, incoherent, pointing out the obvious while leaving the non-obvious to my imagination, or just plain incorrect. Poorly or mysteriously named variables and methods can be just as confusing. In a perfect world everyone would follow some sort of coding standards, and hopefully those standards would enforce useful comments. Until then, any suggestions for what you, as a programmer, consider to be good/useful/practical comments? Any suggestions for what to avoid? Also, I usually work with C++ so any resources/comments specific to that language would be too."

Comments

Use plenty of expletives

[oingoboingo]

Well commented code should definitely contain a liberal smattering of four-letter expletives, eg:


// no fucking idea how this works
obj.doMagic();


or...


//bet those fucking lazy cunts in the QA team don't pick this up
fileSystem.delete();


When your code is released as open source and becomes famous, people can amuse themselves by searching through the source code to find all the hidden expletives, sort of like easter eggs. If you work for a commercial organisation, you can sit back and enjoy the panic as the QA and release teams sweat it out trying to track down every last filthy utterance before shipping to a fucker...errr..customer.

Examples..

[popeyethesailor]

# all of these will also get moved elsewhere

# this is the worst damned warning ever, so SHUT UP ALREADY!

# Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.
# Or ignore them, we don't care.

# You know, we do assume comments are linear -Brian

Refer here for further details:)

My favorite comments

[bentini]

I personally despise comments such as:

i++; //increments the variable i

I think that they are unclear and do not properly explain the situation. Remember, you're writing so people can UNDERSTAND the code, not so that you can impress them with how smart you are. Instead, strive for a comment like this:

i++; /*changes the value stored in the space referred to by i to be the sum of the old value stored in the space referred to by i and the constant 1. Note: In C, this may cause what is known as a "silent overflow" if the value is too large, and go so far as to make a large positive value into a larger negative one. Oh my!

This way, people who read your code not only understand your program, but all programs. I really think that each function you write should repeat a semester's worth of computer science theory and programming practice, so that anyone who reads your code will learn from it. Remember, not everyone knows idioms, and why should they? And since we all write open source on slashdot, many novices are going to have their introduction to any computing environment by looking at the code you write at any point.

Your most humble and obedient servant,
Dan