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usermilk writes "Now that the X-Files has finally ended, I recommend you all check out The X-Files Timeline. It has a list of all the episodes, chronologically, and what happened when. A very good utility in figuring out what the heck happened, and when." If it hasn't shown in your timezone yet, obviously, don't click through.

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  1. Please remember - no spoilers 'till it's played on by taniwha · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    3 more hours ....

  2. worst episode ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    i repeat, worst episode ever.
    chris carter, try harder next time... if there is a next time. like the lame ass movie you already writing.

    bah.

    1. Re:worst episode ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      I agree

      Chrs Carter == George Lucas of the TV world

  3. FOX FOUND GUILTY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Fox was found guilty.

    1. Re:FOX FOUND GUILTY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Yes, Fox Television was found guilty of making a lame ass ending to a series that should have died three years ago.

    2. Re:FOX FOUND GUILTY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      In other news, Fox won exclusive TV rights to broadcast "Attack of The Clones".

  4. SKINNER AND DOGGETT HELP FOX ESCAPE FROM PRISON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Skinner and Dogget help Fox get out of the military prison where he is awaiting the death penalty.

  5. CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN IS STILL ALIVE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    He's been hiding out in an Anasazi hut to escape the shadow government.

    Oh, yeah, and he smokes through a tracheostomy.

    1. Re:CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN IS STILL ALIVE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      although i have a feeling, although i could be wrong, that he dies in that explosion... of course he could still be alive, its the xfiles remember.

    2. Re:CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN IS STILL ALIVE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Sheeit. He's a supa-solja wearing some anti-magnetite teflon hair-weave. He's safe for a while.

  6. ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Worst episode ever.

  7. Six Feet Under by ajakk · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    For all o fyou who are gettin X-Files withdrawal, I would suggest that you watch the best Sunday night show (and possible overall show) that is on now, Six Feet Under. It is a show that has a few things that are sorely lacking on most shows. 1) Plot. 2) Emotion. 3) Interesting (understatement) characters. I don't know if HBO is going to be doing reruns, as the final episode for the season is showing in two weeks. But I highly recommend watching this show if you can.

  8. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    thats a date many fear, not just an xfiles made up date. that is the date the Mayan indian calandar ends. It is also a date many prophets and psychics see as the end of the world.

    I also remember reading about a guy who write a computer timeline program. He entered in every major event of the past and it found a pattern and then would generate a timeline into the future based on that same pattern, it ran up until dec 22, 2002 where it "flat-lined" for infinity.

  9. DUUUUDE LEAVE THIS THREAD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why the hell would you read this line if you haven't seen the movie... errr.. I mean finale yet. ;)

    Nothing's been given away man, no one said anything

  10. MULDER GETS IN BED WITH SCULLY, THEN THE SHOW ENDS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    That's it. No kiss, no blowjob, nothin'. Just an embrace and they touch noses.

  11. Re:not a spoiler please read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Anyone stupid enough to click though before watching the ending gets what they deserve. People who just finished watching the show want to talk about it now while it's still fresh in their minds. Let them. Let's not let the oppression of the stupid oppress the smart.

  12. LONE GUNMEN ARE JUST A HALLUCINATION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    He's takin' a piss, and the Gunmen try to talk some sense into him. Scully interrupts (the hallucination, not the pissin'), and they disappear.

  13. Re:Please remember - no spoilers 'till it's played by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    8 months and 10 years until the alien invasion that will spell doomsday for humanity. :-)

  14. Re:not a spoiler please read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I...can't...stop...hitting...pain...dispersal...de vice...button! ugh...

  15. Re:Thank you, ChrisD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hate to say it, but it was michael this time.

  16. Re:not a spoiler please read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    What part of "If it hasn't shown in your timezone yet, obviously, don't click through" don't you get?

  17. Re:Please remember - no spoilers 'till it's played by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    hahahahaha....

    this is really funny.

  18. Re:Spoiler alert: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    shut up.

  19. Re:This is an FP by the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    you are gay and so is anime

  20. Re:Please remember - no spoilers 'till it's played by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    No shit sherlock!

    I guess you just posted this so someone would mod you up to +5, informative.

    I got some news for you little buddy, you damn karma whore... someone mod this guy to hell, -1, fudgepacking ass-pirate!

  21. the end was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Wow, so the whole series was Mulder's fever dream! How original!

  22. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    just so you know, the mayan calendar ends on Dec. 12, 2012. That means you have a few extra years to smoke crack before finally repenting in 2011.

  23. i hate clip shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    really i do.

  24. Re:More movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Scully sucks the cocks of skinner and
    dogget and wins favorable treatment of
    mulder. Fucking beautiful.

  25. Re:lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    try spelling

  26. IT'S 10:29 right now you FUCKHEAD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic



    1. IT'S 8:31 right now you FUCKHEAD!


  27. what an amazing comment! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    1. ...that was fantastic! it was so hilarious!

      oh, wait...

      you're not funny at all!



      You're just a stupid motherfucking fuckhead. Please fucking die!

  28. Re:2012 / 2112 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Dude, "2112" is a most excellent Rush album. It's got that "Temples of Sphincterix" or some such song on it.

  29. FUCK YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    Your a fucking loser.
    Slashdot and
    television is your
    pathetic little life.
    It is no wonder why you
    just logged on Slashdot.

  30. Re:lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    try a rebutle other than a spelling smack loser

  31. Re:Military Tribunals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Go away troll boy. You fucking terrorist slimebag. Al Qaeda are murderers. They don't seek the truth like Mulder, they only seek to fatten their own pocket books and increase the power of their insane leader Bin Laden. Fuck al Qaeda.

  32. Re:can't believe Mulder died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    fix your fucking webpage, numbnuts.

  33. Re:lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    That's "rebuttal".

    Different "loser", for the record. You comic-store-clerk wad.

  34. Re:2012 / 2112 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    You were dropped on your head as a child, werne't you?

  35. Re:lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    LOL! now be nice!

  36. Re:lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yaeh!

  37. Re:More movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Are you trying to be funny? (Seriously. I'm curious.)

  38. Re:2012 / 2112 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    HAHAHAhAHAhAhAHAHAHaHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA