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GTA3: Vice City Announced

broller writes "According to IGN.com, Rockstar Games announced today that GTA3:Vice City, the next version of Grand Theft Auto will be released in October. GTA3 was released "October 2001 and has rapidly become the fastest selling, highest grossing game for PlayStation(R)2." The PC version of GTA3 hit stores today."

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  1. Cool! by brainboyz · · Score: 2, Funny

    The next wave of whining and complaining from the politicians and "concerned parents" of America may commence now.

  2. Arr, Matey! by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 3, Funny

    The PC version of GTA3 hit stores today.

    Is it out on KaZaa yet?

    Or is it a very clever worm *NAMED* GTA3?

  3. Top 5 GTA 4 features sure to get them banned by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 3, Funny

    1) Australian Parliment Level. Guess what the mission is?
    2) Marching Bands and playgrounds( in tribute to postal)
    3) Mormons (with bikes!), Jehovah's Witnesses, Krishnas, etc.
    4) Nudist Park Rampage
    5) Drinking at the wheel improves score

  4. the Anti-GTA by grakwell · · Score: 5, Funny
    Vice City PD.

    Features:
    • Real problems are few and far between: Cruise the city's 20 donut shops in the mean-time.
    • In-Car computer to look up offender info. Also has mini-games. Tetris, anyone?
    • Points accumulate as you make speeders sit and wait for you to walk over & ticket them
    • Max character height: 5'6"
    • Don't forget to read those Miranda rights, or the DA will be pissed
    • Most up-to-date bureaucracy simulator *ever!* Literally thousands of forms to fill out.
    • High speed chases are dangerous, and have been banned. Call in the copters to follow them and go for more donuts.
    • Immersive domestic disturbances
    • Realistic AI. Whatever you do, at least half the city still thinks you're the bad guy.
    • Bike Cop & Meter Maid classes in the next expansion pack