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EU to Investigate Passport Privacy Concerns
mvdwege writes: "Well, it appears that the old fight between the US and the EU over privacy regulations is about to enter a second round. In response to a letter by a Member of the European Parliament, the Commission has stated that it will start investigating Microsofts possible breach of the EU privacy regulations. The Register has a nice summary."
Microsoft? Doing something that might be illegal? NOOOOOO. Tell me it isn't so! Why, who would ever think that in their quest for increased profits that ANY corporation would do anything unethical, immoral, or outright illegal? AYN RAND WOULDN'T ALLOW IT, GODDAMMIT!
I would like to have seen the brood that resulted from Ayn Rand and L. Ron Hubbard. The kid(s) would have at least been a contender on "Celebrity Boxing." HahahaaaHAHAHAAHAHA I'm fucking insane.
(posted from another story, a must read)
I'm fucking Kathleen in front of Rob right now. Her throat is slit from ear to ear and while I spunk it dribbles down her chest mingling with the numerous bloodstains. Hemos lays against the corner of the room drooling on himself because his brains were crushed trying to protect his gay lover's beard-to-be. Every so often while I squat over her throat to evacuate my bowels I can hear him gibber in horror and flail against the walls making them resemble a gory Jasper Johns opus.
Spreading my ass like the goatse.cx guy to get the thickest, most pungent and densest log from my boy-birth-canal into her wound I can feel the terrible pleasure of corn, lima beans and undigested buffalo wing bones pressing against my prostate while that fragrant freight train bears down on the cooling corpse.
Tears flow down Rob's cheeks when he gazes upon the scene. Rob is in shock, tired from struggling and despite his best efforts aroused by the mutilated sight.
Sweet relief for my tortured innertube as the log slaps against Kathleen's body. With a fireplace poker I begin shoving the brown, pasty mass into the gaping wound until tiny flecks of shit spackle her upper lip. They were right, eventually anything put in a corpse's throat will come out the nostrils. The ultimate Dirty Sanchez.
The sweet smell of gasoline covers the scent of decay and filth followed by a satisfying fwoomph that will destroy everything. I drag Rob outside and close the door to drown out the idiotic screaming of Hemos burning alive.
"I'm not done with you yet, Robby-boy. You like Star Wars dontcha?" I whispered into Malda's ear.
"Mmhphphmmphnpmm!!!!" he whimpers, eyes wide with fear and hope for salvation.
I smile gently at him, "You sound just like Kenny. Too bad I'm not going to kill you." I patted him on the head in a fatherly way. "Should've stayed back at the supermarket packing bags rather than dicking around with a shit operating system nobody uses and posting alleged news for nerds." Malda wet himself. "Now you have the attention of the Emperor. I'll need a way to keep you warm until you get to safety."
A door above slams open and a loud, wet thud slaps against the concrete floor. To Rob's horror I pull out a Ginsu knife and slice open his cheeks exposing the teeth beneath. "I'm gonna hide you inside your tauntaun Luke."
Already the insanity was overwhelming me. Each step felt light as I walked towards the cold hulk seeping fluid on the floor. CowboyNeal's corpse flops over and I begin to slit his fucking fat gut releasing the stink of half-digested Steak'n'Shake and semen. Minutes later Slashdot's editor was wriggling like an inchworm while he was shoved into CowboyNeal's gaping cavity.
I twitched, "This shouldn't be happening to me. Not after I planned the entire scenario." My nostrils were filled with the stink of burnt pork and smoke as flames began to lick from underneath the door's jamb. Already Taco's face was one of calm and acceptance. He was beyond redemption.
He didn't even react when I pissed on his body.
That's when I fled.
It was the only sane thing I could do.
Please post links to photos of hot career military women! I love women in uniform!
They got the least points on the eurovision song contest!
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They've started re-running COPS on late night TV again! I really love the stuff when the white trash gets in trouble with the law.
Then it died, now it lives in hell raping pengiuns
You really should get some professional help.
Was that last year?
An article about Microsoft that's been up for hours and still has less than 100 comments?
In other news, ambient temperature in Hell dropped to a remarkable -12F this afternoon...
Mozilla's a nice operating system, but it needs a better browser.