Manned Mars Mission Some Way Off

10,9,8,7... Count Down Aborted writes "The BBC brings some perspective to the manned mission to Mars debate recently reinvigorated by the discovery of vast H2O ice reserves on Mars. Basically, they list many of the reasons (e.g. psychological, political, monetary, and technological) why we must proceed very carefully and slowly despite the significance of such a mission if it were successful. They also raised the interesting question, "Who should be the members of such a crew if it were to be launched?"" Update: 05/28 14:28 GMT by H : Another good link is on USA Today.

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[News For Turds]

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Re:Put ya hands together

[BabyDave]

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:-)

[Sorry, but it had to be done by someone.]

Re:Send the Survivors teams

[Lumpy]

Bah, survivor contestants are pussies.. Let's see them do a show on an island where they are NOT the top of the food chain.... import a group of head hunters... may put a few really hungry tigers on the island..

any wuss can survive on a non-dangerous island/location.

Mission To Mars 2002 - Crew Member Manifesto

[Anonymous Coward]

1) George 'Dubya' Bush (Cabin Boy)
2) Tony 'Grinning' Blair (Captain)
3) Saddam Hussein (Cook)
4) Yasser Arafat (Lieutenant)
5) Sharon (Weapons Console)
6) Pakistani Prime Minister (Engineer)
7) Indian Prime Minister (Engineer)
8) Gerry Adams (Token Fogey)

1 in stupidity

[Anonymous Coward]

It is stupid to repeat that "America is #1" while everyone knows that most of American computer specialists are immigrants, received high education back in their home countries.

Re:Mars mission some ways off...

[KosovoYankee]

Fuck your .sig, man.