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George Lucas May Be Completely Evil

Posted by chrisd on from the historical-revisionism-stinks dept.

gabec writes "Sci-fi Wire is reporting a couple rumors about the changes being made to the original Star Wars trilogy for its next release. That being that Natalie Portman may be being inserted into Episode VI: Return of the Jedi and that universally reviled Jar Jar Binks may be being inserted into Episode IV: A New Hope. May The Force forbid." Mind you this is reported as rumor, but it's so unsurprisingly possible...

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  1. Candidates for new name by volpe · · Score: 1, Offtopic


    What will it be called, Super Special Edition? Speciai Edition Pro? 32-Bit Special Edition Turbo?

    Star Wars Millenium Edition
    Star Wars XP
    Star Wars# .NET

  2. Re:Episode III spoiler by spir0 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    you want sponsorship to make this into a movie lad? I got an email from some guy in nigeria who might just have the cash to pay for this.

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