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Busy Signals for Deep Space Experiments

lionchild writes "Just when you hated getting those 'Network Busy' signals on your Cell Phones..imagine what it's like to deal with communications in deep space after all these years of putting satellites and probes out there into the space lanes. Check the article out on space.com " The saddest part is the poor state that the deep space network of dishes is in, with some of the 70 meter antennae approaching their fifth decade with no repair funds on the horizon.

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  1. Hello? by httpamphibio.us · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm breaking up? ... Can you hear me now? ... Can you hear me now?

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  2. Amateur Radio by lostchicken · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just put Ham equipment on those things, and let us do the rest...

    I'm sure we could get something to work.

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  3. Hmm... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "We're sorry, please try your call again later."

    "The number you are trying to reach, 3-0-5-1-3-4-5-2-3-5-2-4-6-2-1-6-3-7-4-4-8 ... is not valid. Press 0 if you need assistance."

    "We're sorry, the number you are trying to call has been disconnected."

    "All circuts are busy, please try your call again later."

    "Please wait... while the NASA subsciber you are trying to reach is located..."

    "That number, 5-4-7-2-7-1-0-8-6-2-3 .. has been changed .. to an unpublished number."

    "You have reached .. mailbox number 2,942,213. At the tone, please leave your name and telephone number."

    "Your call could not be completed as dialed, please check the number and try again."

    "Hello, Verizon information. What City and State please?" ... "3rd ring of Jupiter."

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    -- "Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
  4. Dang... by FrostedWheat · · Score: 5, Funny

    How's ET supposed to phone home now?

  5. /. effect by cascino · · Score: 2, Funny

    "We call it the traffic jam," said Bill Blume, mission design manager
    We call it the slashdot effect.