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Hello MEMS, Goodbye Monitors

ftantil writes "In this article Bob Cringely says traditional monitors (CRTs *and* LCDs) will eventually go the way of the Underwood. I've always liked the idea of seeing the image equivalent of a 27" monitor by looking into a slot in my cellphone, but it never occurred to me that these things could replace TVs too."

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  1. Monitors Replacements by Medevo · · Score: 4, Funny

    If monitors are every replaced with a slot in your cell-phone or funky geek ware glasses, what are we support to hit when something doesn't work.

    Besides how many more deaths might this cause then cell-phones, driving down the road typing up a document in one eye and driving with the other.

    Medevo

    1. Re:Monitors Replacements by kyras · · Score: 2, Funny

      Besides how many more deaths might this cause then cell-phones, driving down the road typing up a document in one eye and driving with the other.

      F*ck typing a document. Imagine playing GTA3 in the other eye!

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      Tastes like burning! - Ralph Wiggum
    2. Re:Monitors Replacements by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 2, Funny

      "what are we suppo[sed] to hit when something doesn't work"

      Yeah, but now you really *can* chuck the whole thing in the river like you've been threatening to do for years.

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      Hic iacet Arthurus, rex quondam rexque futurus.
  2. Re:I'm first or close by Pont-Max · · Score: 0, Funny

    gOD isn't dead, Cringely IS GOD.

  3. Selective Moore's Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The U.S. military buys MEMS-based retinal scan displays for use by combat pilots for around $15,000 each [...] But Moore's Law is our friend, remember, so those prices are going to eventually plummet.

    If you assume that Moore's Law holds for what you want to push, and NOT for its competition, you can argue that a slide rule will one day beat all top500 supercomputers.

  4. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Funny

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  5. Privacy aspect by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 5, Funny

    How come nobody has stated the obvious yet ?

    It's perfect for pr0n!

    Now your boss will have to look at your facial expression to see if you're working or not; good poker players need never work again!

    graspee

    1. Re:Privacy aspect by PacoTaco · · Score: 5, Funny
      Now your boss will have to look at your facial expression to see if you're working or not

      Well, your boss could always look elsewhere...

  6. Re:And the #1 reason why MEMS will become popular. by PacoTaco · · Score: 5, Funny
    Now every pair of eyeballs can be individually billed.

    If that's successful, the MPAA will introduce legislation that requires you to pay per eyeball. "We don't want to overcharge one-eyed consumers," says the press release.

  7. Coming in 2014 by Y-Crate · · Score: 3, Funny

    The GameBoy REALLYAdvance(d)

    1mb of RAM (whoohoo! ;) )
    200MB ROM carts the size of salt grains "Now even easier to lose!" - Nintendo
    and a virtual 20ft screen projected directly into your head.....but no backlight

    "You must aim eyes directly at sun or flash of nuclear explosion at a precise angle. Deviation of .95959% will cause failure of display. Tests involving $.20 addition to GBRA proved that added complexity of thing called 'light button' too much for GBRA users." - Crazy Japanese guy claiming to be from Nintendo

    And in other news, Nintendo has acquired the rights to the song "Staring At The Sun" by U2 for use in a future ad campaign. ;)

    Please, no one take this seriously, I don't want some rabid Nintendo fanboys after me....the Atari ones were bad enough"

  8. Re:3D by guybarr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then, of course, there's the obligatory 3D pr0n.

    you could try a woman. they're 3D in a deeper way.

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    Working for necessity's mother.
  9. Stupidity by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 3, Funny



    I think I read a quote somewhere about stupidity ... something about people can prevent illnesses, disappointments, failures, but there's no way to prevent stupidity.

    Guess this is another evidence of how people can use high tech to do stupid things.

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    Muchas Gracias, Señor Edward Snowden !
  10. Re:Who needs LSD? by Angst+Badger · · Score: 5, Funny

    Spoken like someone who's never done LSD. If I had to choose, acid beats Fractint hands down, even if it's Fractint projected onto my retina with anti-aliased subsampling, real-time zoom, and the appearance of an 84-inch display. Until there are some major advances in graphics technology, no PC can produce the impression of a five-dimensional alien entity simultaneous receding into the past and accelerating into the future while interpenetrating all possible points in the universe at the speed of light accompanied by a soundtrack based on the contents of my subconscious mind.

    Now, Fractint with acid -- that's the best of both worlds.

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    Proud member of the Weirdo-American community.
  11. Re:I would assume that he is partially correct by Fesh · · Score: 3, Funny

    "A realtime "nude patch" :)"

    Be careful what you wish for. Pr0n stars are not representative of the population at large.

    "Aieeeee! My eyes!"

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    --Fesh
    Kill -9 'em all, let root@localhost sort 'em out.