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Would You Attend a Slashdot Convention?
J.J. Lee asks: "I must say that I'm truly touched. I've just read some of the peoples' response to the System Administrators - College or Career? posting and I found it very encouraging that people have posted selfless, useful, encouraging and helpful advice to a complete stranger. I've been a Slashdot devotee for about a year now and I know this wasn't the first time I felt proud to be in such a community. The responses (for the most part) were well though out and had a genuine concern for this young fellow.
Would the Slashdot community be willing to come together for an annual convention or event? If so, what would be the theme and what talks would a convention like this have? Just thought it might be great to meet some people and get to know each other on a non-virtual level."
I've been doing Ask Slashdot for somewhere close to 5 years, and it's been one of the best experiences of my life. I sure wouldn't mind meeting some of the faces behind the nicknames (particularly this "Anonymous Coward" chap), what about you? If not a huge convention, would local
get-togethers be more your speed?
Hey, at some conventions they have games like "Spot the Narc" or "Spot the Fed". WE could have games like "spot the hidden goatse.cx link", "Who is the most Anonymous Coward?", pin the first post on the troll, etc.
"Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
At night, after the conference, we could go out and pick up a couple of Karma Whores...
"Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
Convention center booked for Slashdot Convention. Unlucky town immediately slashdotted out of existence. Story at 11.
All the trolls could bring printouts of goatse man and stick them in people's faces.
We could mourn Stephen King together...
Sounds like fun.
Tim
Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
The moment every panel begins, the room echoes to a deafening squeal of "FIRST POST!", the trolls argue and whine incessantly, the cops are called to settle the Linux/BSD rumble, anyone self-identifying as a Windows admin is branded "tool of Gates" with a branding iron improvised from a hotelroom coffeemaker, JonKatz is hung from the ballroom ceiling and used as a pinata, the hotel's network crashes under the load of Snow Crash-inspired gargoyles walking around transmitting live webcam footage from everywhere simultaneously - not to mention the raging hackwars across the hotel network and the perpetual Unreal/Quake tournament. Noo...
Find a small town, clearly too small to handle hundreds of thousands of conventioners.
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Don't make any reservations, and make no effort to alert the local authorities or businesses of any such gathering. Only announce the location at the last minute (but give general area ideas so people can choose to go or not).
Everyone bring at least one computer, and if necessary a portable generator in case massive attempts at leeching power from elsewhere fail. Wireless networks might seem convienent here, but there would be a certain charm to actually running cat 5 cable all over the place.
It'll be the first physical slashdotting. And after witnessing such an event, it might give some perspective to what the poor sysadmins have to go through when they're the unlikely target.
Of course, I'm KIDDING!!!!! This would definitely NOT put geeks in a good light. But damn it sure would be funny.
-Restil
Play with my webcams and lights here
4. Cowboy Neal
The actual goatse.cx guy might show up.
you've obviously never been to a geek convention thing. clothes in general tend to be optional.
although you'd be better off wearing something plastic, hemp, or perhaps your home-made klingon outfit.
If so, what would be the theme and what talks would a convention like this have?
1) JonKatz needs a good cock-punching.
2) Why he needs it, cock-punching techniques for the new post-Columbine and post-9/11 world, the globalization of cock-punching, cock-punching from the middle east with a commodore 64...
--saint
Can I attend the same way I usually read Slashdot, in my underwear at 5AM with a cup of coffee in my hand?
On second thought, maybe a virtual conference would be a better idea.
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I will most definitely attend.
I trust that VA Software will reserve thousands of rooms at an expensive hotel, and reserve an expensive convention hall for the event. Also, I hope that VA Software spends tens of thousands of dollars on expensive, nearly nude booth babes, and pays for expensive and interesting guest speakers. It would be cool if there was some expensive entertainment as well -- some modern bands would be great. And I hope there's some really expensive, cool swag given away. Oh, and I hope VA Linux charters some planes as well, flying from most major cities in the US and the rest of the world.
Uhh... this is going to be entirely free, isn't it? You see, like most of the people who read Slashdot, I'm only 15 years old, and I work at McDonalds. I don't really have any money.
Slashdot is jumping the shark. I'm just driving the boat.