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Nitroglycerin Mystery Solved

Posted by michael on from the funny-as-a-heart-attack dept.

Amon Hobbes writes "It seems that some scientists at Duke University have unravelled the mysteries of How Nitroglycerin works [the heart medication]."

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  1. VA Research^WLinux^WSoftware Stock Jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    How many shares of VA software does it take to change a lightbulb?

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    Whats the difference between buying a lottery ticket and buying a share of VA software?

    With the lottery, they is still a chance you might profit.

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    VA software stock falls faster.

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    He wanted to leave naughty children something worth less then coal

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    One share of microsoft.

  2. I wish they'd figure out the other Nitro mystery by billcopc · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The other mystery: why don't they make bigger NOS bottles for street drag cars ? =)

    (offtopic, I know.. but I'm pretty sure a ride in the car would sufficiently shock any cardiac back to health - or just kill them swiftly)

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    -Billco, Fnarg.com