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Vertical Keyboard vs Carpal Tunnel
An anonymous reader sent us links to a quite strange vertical keyboard which also links to a study that claims that this is more ergonomic than your usual board. Of course
at $347 it also better make me coffee.
unF UNF!
pussies
floating
dripping floating pussies
flying
into the GAFELGA purple SKY
with lipstick on the labias
and teeth painted on the hole
they are laughing dripping pussies
on the backdrop of space
on a purple sky moon of Jupiter
with farting Russian cosmonauts
with scintillating stars, in a black backdrop, contrasting with negative space depth the adamantine surface of a cold moon with no atmosphere, and the nebula's gas is motley in color, and the floating pussies look surreal as if they were the deep space's own pussies, laughing and dripping.
im hungry
hmmmmm
i have sea bass
sea monekys
err
dislexic much
am i
barren
this shaved pussy is
not to my lamenting
for it is this which i love most
bald beautiful
whimsical in its humping
as it leaks lavishly
the fluid that my member holds most dear
most clear
for that which is chunky is wrought with a sense of vaginosis
a bitter ugly distraction from the otherwise loveliness of the puss
for it is this condition that i most lament
leaky pussies
i ran thru my mp3s with acdsee
right
here i lie
a lone snaffadil in the perplexity of my own inner mind
blowing gently with the solar wind
i begin my exodus into the sea of nothing
floating silently forever as i pass through the gafelgated nebulas
away from the gates of snabulon
out of the safety of beefalo
and into the domain of the barney butt felch
HERDSTAIN.
you can do this. It's free, and there is no risk of getting a STD either.
my palms instinctively gravitate towards my manhood. any recommends for a keyboard?