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Linux and the Smile.D Virus keeps us Smiling

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the get-your-giggle-on dept.

pstreck writes "News Forge is running a humor filled satire on the the recent Smile.D cross platform virus. It's a good read and just another reminder of why that other operating system needs to figure out a new security policy."

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  1. Linux sucks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It was written by men who likes sex with other men. One of the top hackers is ANAL COCKS!

    Linux is very unstable, and full of holes you can fuckit up using

    yes > /dev/mem

    It is useless! No proper apps! Who wan'ts to use gay editors like emacs. Who wants shitty 'desktops' like gnome. Who want's to compile their kernels every day.

    LINUX IT SUCKS! Moderating this post to -1 only confirms this!

  2. Re:"That other operating system" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I... Don't... think... so...

  3. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    I learned this one from personal experience, I thought I'd share it with the group.

    Steal a real nice glass thingamajig from the chemistry lab at the high school and fashion it into a bong by making a stem out of a standard screw-in metal bowl, an unthreaded copper tube and half of a roll of electrical tape. Then proceed to take a couple hits off it so the tape begins to melt and then take the monster electrical tape bong hit! Get ready for the highest you'll EVER get!!!!! WATCH OUT!!