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Selling Your (MMORPG) Soul
Gnpatton writes: "Here is an article about the recent ruling in the Blacksnow/Mythic case. It talks about the EULA (End User Licence Agreement, that thing that you never read) and about how this case might affect the rest of the software industry, not just with game companies. From now on, you might just want to read the EULA before you click 'accept'."
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I, as an AC, claim this FP for CLIT, who owns us.
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chrisd
+4... FUNNY?
man I gotta stop reading slashdot
Only with clit can we have credibility. I would like to convey to all some shocking news, it's something that is true, so here it is: slashdot sucks. Only after LNUX fails will the open sourse community find true peace. slashdot is embarassing to all geeks worldwide. Die slashdot.
There's a chrisd for ya.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Dirty GNU Hippie community when last month IDC confirmed that Rancid Smelling GNU Hippies account for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all humans. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Natty haired greasy GNU Hippie have lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Reeking Linux Hippies are collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last [sysadminmag.com] in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive /usr/bin/sh test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin [amdest.com] to predict the future of the Stinking sweaty Linux hippie. The hand writing is on the wall: Foul-stenched GNU hippies with swampy armpits face a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for them because they are dying. Things are looking very bad for Hairy-backed GNU hippie. As many of us are already aware, they continue to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Troll leader Anonymouse Coward states that there are 7000 goatse.cx trolls. How many ascii art trolls are there? Let's see. The number of goatse.cx versus ascii art posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 ascii art trolls. Pimply-faced GNU hippies posts on $lashdot are about half of the volume of ascii art posts. Therefore there are about 700 Cock-Gobbling GNU Hippies. A recent article put "first post" at about 80 percent of the troll market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 "first post" trolls. This is consistent with the number of first posts.
All major surveys show that Putrid smelling greasy GNU hippies have steadily declined in market share. $lashdot is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Grubby Smelly Linux Hippies are to survive at all it will be among troll hobbyist dabblers. $lashdot continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Dirty GNU Hippies are dead.
From: ROBOKATZ
To: LittleTimmy
Dear LittleTimmy,
Please say hi to JUNIS for me.
Thanks,
ROBOKATZ
Looks like you need 51 now, Timmy
You might consider katz_spunk, no one knows what is quite contained in this magic spooz, but it is said to have been a great benefit to many many children.
You must be new here.
And your circumvention device may be confiscated and destroyed.
goatse sure gives "End User" a (w)hole new meaning!
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
certainly a funny and hypocritical position for someone so indictrined with the GPL he makes the L-Rons look like amateurs.
Why a -1 moderation? I thought it was quite funny and relevant.
how the hell did this get modded up +4 funny... its only 5 words! id find more value in a goatse link lol
Would this make anyone who mods you down a murderer?
Ah, didnt know that. Thanks for the info.
I called a company that advertises to recycle them and give them away to the needy; yet when I called them and talked to the guy in charge he told me it all gets hauled away! I deguised myself as a purchaser of used equipment and he coughed up all of the beans!
Don't believe your local news about recyled computers, I'm sure it's a scam; they have all lost control of the old technolgy and chances are anything you donate will have a greater chance of ending up in a landfill, than a poor school district!