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Killer Bees Making Super Coffee

Posted by michael on from the nobody-tell-thinkgeek dept.

inblosam writes "An article at cnn.com describes how a insect-pollinated coffee bean plant actually has an increased yield, by 50 percent or more, when a killer bee does the pollination. The gene mixing allows for better gene selection, making better and bigger beans. Way to go killer bees. If the bees don't kill you, the gallons of coffee may." I guess I don't understand why it matters that it's a killer bee versus a regular bee. Maybe the killer bees travel farther, mixing up the pollen better?

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  1. I know why... by zulux · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't understand why it matters that it's a killer bee versus a regular bee.

    Well, killer-bees are actually a cross between the docile honey-bee and an African swarming bee.

    And if you've ever seen getto pr0n, you know how exactly how those fat bees can lay down good a luvin' spoonfull on the flower.

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    1. Re:I know why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It also makes the force strong with them.

  2. Caffeinated Killer Bees by Alpha27 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The wave of the future. Quicker to kill and polinate at the same time. Get them now while supplies last.

  3. Wow, Killer Bees! by macdaddy357 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Talk about a coffee that will give you a buzz!

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  4. Re:Yield 50% improved by ANY insect by realgone · · Score: 5, Funny
    Any other insect would do just as well, but a headline with "Killer Bees" in the title will grab a lot more attention

    I'll admit that, for a minute, I thought you were pulling my leg. But I went ahead and dropped "killer bees" into the last five Slashdot headlines and damned if they didn't seem more exciting all of a sudden.

    • Visual Studio .Net: Now with more Killer Bees
    • Science: Killer Bees Making Super Coffee (well, that one was fine as was...)
    • Java Meets Killer Bees: Two Reviews (nice bit of serendipity there)
    • Walmart Ships PCs With Killer Bees
    • McAfee Manufactures Killer Bee Threat
    I swear, there's some definite potential here...
  5. Thanks for the mental image by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 3, Funny

    Screw the actual article (or the CNN spin, or the /. re-spin) -- now I've got the mental image of John Belushi from the 1970's SNL set, dressed in his killer bee costume and working the espresso bar.

    Thanks! It's good to smile on Fridays!

  6. this is truly astounding by blablablastuff · · Score: 3, Funny

    Scientists just discovered that pollination with another plant is more effective than self-pollination.

    This literally means that it has taken this long for them to realize that sex is better than masturbation.

    we need smarter scientists.

  7. I like my women like I like my coffee... by chris_martin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Covered in beeeeesss.... - Eddie Izzard :)

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