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nucal writes "Here's a site rating Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics. A really thorough site with a rating system which ranges from GP (Good Physics) to XP (Obviously physics from an unknown universe)." My vote goes to the helix of M&M's.
I initially got excited when I saw Problems with Windows. Instead of having the image of a glass window come to mind, my first thought wasy "Hey, you're right! I never see a BSOD come up when the hero's geeky, but for some reason windows 9x using, friend does a two minute hack into some other system to get day saving information.".
Somehow the idea of someone running uncut through a glass panel seems quite normal compared to the idea of windows 9x not waiting for the moment when a crash will hurt you the most, and then killing your data.
Everything will be taken away from you.
What should I do?
I've never had as wild a woman as Linda, and it was the number one reason I married her. She's always pushing my limits. The only thing I have to complain about is that she doesn't let me fuck her in the ass enough. I love her hot little back door but she always complains that my cock is too big and that it's uncomfortable.
Everything changed when we started talking about doing some swinging (Linda more than me- I really am satisfied most of the time). One of her friends was using the Internet to meet a lot of men and Linda was getting jealous of all the sex she was having with young men. At Linda's insistence, we joined Adult Friend Finder to spice things up in our love life. I was very worried that she was going to use it as a tool to cheat on me, but we promised one another that we would never use it in secret.
I arranged a deal with her that I'd read about on the Internet. For every guy she fucks, I have the choice of being allowed to fuck another woman or getting to fuck her in the ass as hard as I want, as long as I want. So far she's been on four dates with guys she's met online, and I've had a lot of trouble choosing between my options.
Linda went first and went out on a date with a college guy. She came home and described everything that happened in detail. She basically attacted the guy and forced him to fuck her long and hard. It was a huge turn on to hear my wife explain how she had given herself to a total stranger and It got me so hot I didn't have any trouble deciding what I wanted that time. She made a big deal of not wanting to go through with her end of the bargain, trying to convince me to go out with a woman on the Net instead, but I fucked her ass off that night. I think it was a big show, it was pretty obvious she loved every minute of it.
The second time I had to take a rain check because I was away on a business trip, and the third and fourth times I wanted to hold out and get the right to screw around, but I couldn't help myself and ended up delivering a couple loads in her back door. For almost three weeks she was always trying to get me to put it in her ass to get me to give up my rain check for an affair.
When I told Linda I was going to cash it in and started looking for women on the computer I was pleasantly surprised when she offered to make it a threesome. She said she was too jealous to let me fuck another woman without her around. It was awesome. I found a woman looking to experiment with a couple and I finally fulfilled my fantasy of having two women at once. It was great. Definitely something I'm going to try again. It's going to be hard to make it happen though, I have to resist putting my cock in my wife's ass!
I'm informing you in this message that your use of decimal is disturbing to geeks. Why did you choose to use decimal? I'd really like to know. We don't even use decimal for many of our basic needs (time especially). Decimal is clearly for dinosarus. I think it likely that you do not know what radices mean, or else you would be using hexadecimal. Read about hexadecimal at intuitor and repost your comment using hexadecimal. You may use "0x" as a prefix or "h" as a suffix for the numbers. Intelligent people despise decimal--so try to show some intelligence. So do you know what hexadecimal is? Reply to this and prove it, otherwise we will assume that you are stupid. Personalized message:
This is filled with decimal crap. Redo it all in hexadecimal. You can leave time as it is--it ain't even decimal.
I'm informing you in this message that your use of decimal is disturbing to geeks. Why did you choose to use decimal? I'd really like to know. We don't even use decimal for many of our basic needs (time especially). Decimal is clearly for dinosarus. I think it likely that you do not know what radices mean, or else you would be using hexadecimal. Read about hexadecimal at intuitor and repost your comment using hexadecimal. You may use "0x" as a prefix or "h" as a suffix for the numbers. Intelligent people despise decimal--so try to show some intelligence. So do you know what hexadecimal is? Reply to this and prove it, otherwise we will assume that you are stupid. Personalized message:
Both decimal and obviously made up percentage.
I'm informing you in this message that your use of decimal is disturbing to geeks. Why did you choose to use decimal? I'd really like to know. We don't even use decimal for many of our basic needs (time especially). Decimal is clearly for dinosarus. I think it likely that you do not know what radices mean, or else you would be using hexadecimal. Read about hexadecimal at intuitor and repost your comment using hexadecimal. You may use "0x" as a prefix or "h" as a suffix for the numbers. Intelligent people despise decimal--so try to show some intelligence. So do you know what hexadecimal is? Reply to this and prove it, otherwise we will assume that you are stupid. Personalized message:
Kilometers? That's for stupid people. Use meters, and HEXADECIMAL.
...the scientific prowess of nerds. But they do amply demonstrate nerds' legendary lack of social skills. And Timothy is out there leading the pack with that old canard about the helix of M&Ms.
What he assumes (despite considerable evidence to the contrary) is that the entire ship was in weightlessness. In fact, as clearly shown in Mission to Mars, the only part of the ship which had very low gravity (allowing the M&M trick to be possible) was the central axis.
Since even the central axis was rotating, any zero-g DNA model not only COULD be rotating, it would HAVE TO BE rotating. Now, admittedly it did not look like this model was oriented along the axis of the ship. But there was nothing in the scene which would have precluded such an orientation.
Eternal vigilance only works if you look in every direction.