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Cray SX-6 Installed in Alaska

Posted by timothy on from the good-air-conditioning dept.

Dhrakar writes: "Now, I know that normally press releases are imediately round-filed, however, as this is the first NEC^H^H^HCray SX-6 to be installed in the U.S. it is newsworthy. The 8cpu, 64Gb system has been installed at the Arctic Region Supercomputing Center for benchmarking and other testing. See either ARSC or the NY Times (sub. required. Yada, yada) article."

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  1. That's a first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Using a supercomputer in the USA for something other than mass destruction weapon simulation...

  2. This Story Will Only Spawn Trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll
    There is nothing that this story can do beside spawn a thousand trolls. Here's why:

    • Did you know that... It was posted around 2AM, EST. The bars are letting out, and we've got a whole lot of drunk Slashbots eager to hit "Reply".
    • Did you know that... There is nothing particularly interesting about a story that basically says: "a computer you can never use was installed somewhere you'll never go" will give no hooks for meaningful conversation? In place of discussion, let's troll!
    • Did you know that... Timothy can suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
  3. Re:I had done it several dozen times prior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    What is that thing shaking? Yeah, it is you riding dick as hard as possible.

    What a fucking pathetic bitch. Honestly, are you in mom and pops' basement,
    playing with your little boy ass, at this hour?

    Do you smell like mayo and mustard, from all the puss on your pizza face. Do
    you have a baby body odor, milk stains on your shirt, and dry shit stains
    around your pink, boy ass rim?

    Here is a tip. Lick your middle finger, run it in and out of your mouth until
    it is covered with saliva. Now, remove your panties, lift your leg and slightly
    shove that little pink finger of yours, up your butthole. Push it until your
    wrist pushes as hard as possible on your boy butt cheeks. Sweet.

    Take out your finger, and give it another lick. Shit will taste a little bitter,
    but your will grow to love it. I always rim my wife's ass (it has been a while since
    I had boy-boy sex, I am bi btw.)

    Keep doing that baby doll, and you will never need to post so much crap, so frequently.
    It is the queen in you, craying for help, itching to be scratched. Until the right guy
    comes along, I suggest you play with yourself as hard as possible. May I suggest you
    get a low standing table, with sharm edges, and use those edges to rub on your ass.
    The pointy corner feels like a white guy's dick. Thin, short, but very hard. Yay.

  4. Just one question - by eclectro · · Score: 1, Troll



    how can it help you get a date???

    --
    Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
  5. Re:THEM DUMB GOOKS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I wondered why I suddenly got a bit less spam...
    Great news!