More Uses for Botox
TildeMan writes "According to this article on CNN, people using Botox for the usual cosmetic reasons are also experiencing fewer headaches and using fewer painkillers. For the relatively small number of side effects, it seems that Botox is pretty good medication! (Except for the paralysis thing that makes it work.)"
Scientists have recently found a cure for cancer... it's a bullet to the head!
Now we found the cure for headaches... the plauge!
"Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"