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Java Thrown Back in Windows, For Now

Posted by timothy on from the refenestration dept.

darnellmc writes: "According to this News.com article, Microsoft has decided to include their JVM in the next Windows XP service pack. They are doing this in an attempt to avoid Sun's recent lawsuit against them for anti-trust violations. I wonder if the recent decision allowing the nine states' suit to continue had anything to do with this? Of course it did. MS plans not to have the JVM in future versions of Windows though."

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  1. Java by RTFA+Man · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    get in my belly

  2. First Musical Post? #9534; by Mr+F+J+Musical-Troll · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hey hey chaps.

  3. Re:Old java by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    That is not brag worthy uptime, shows you're used to instability.

  4. first post to mention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    retarded monkey penguins!

    silly faggots dix are for chix!

  5. yEnc is used exclusively by child pornographers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Clearly, these slywinking perverts are wanting to move their filth further underground, so it cannot be viewed by 'normal' newsreaders.

    Why else would they insist on switching to a compression algorithm that manages to save 1 extra byte per MB, yet remains incompatible with the rest of the world?

  6. SHIVER ME TIMBERS MATEY THE POOP DECK IS CALLING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Arrrr.

  7. MATEY!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    HOW ARE YOU??? GENTLEMEN !!

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  8. Re:Come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    yes

  9. Σ is superior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    and &#1071 will FUCK YOU.

  10. rec.humor.funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    So there were these two horses in a bar. One of them says to the other, "How's it going?" Well, the other says, "Not great... the other day I was in a race with a bunch of better horses and jockeys and I just figured screw it, I'm not running the race... and all of a sudden, WOOSH! UP MY ASS and I won by a head."


    The other horse says, "Huh, same thing happened to me. I thought, screw it, I'm not running, but WOOSH! UP MY ASS and I won."


    Anyway, so a greyhound walks up to the pair, and says to them, "I don't mean to interrupt, but I had something just like that happen to me. I was in a race with a bunch of great dogs, figured screw it, I ain't running, then WOOSH! UP MY ASS and I won."


    So one horse looks at the other, and says, "Well fuck me, a talking dog!"

  11. Diagnosis: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    affirmative.

  12. Re:This will hurt Java by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Go home troll.

    Yesterday I turned on an old transistor radio. Today I turned on a microchip-based stereo. Perhaps I should be mad at the inventors of the microchip because I had to replace my transistor radio?

  13. Re:BIG FAT HAIRY DEAL by bromba · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Actually on some OEM (Dell) CDs MS JVM was already included.

  14. Re:Parrot, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  15. hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Drink my urine.

  16. OK, I admit it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'm sorry :(

  17. Re:BIG FAT HAIRY DEAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Microsoft does suck and they are evil. To report otherwise would be a breech of journalism ethics.

  18. Re:the MS JVM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yeah Windoze sux0rs. I overclocked my 900MHz Celeron to 1.2 Gigahurtz and that biatch crashes if I play even a Garth Br00ks MP3. Goddamn K0rn would make it meltdown, know what I'm sayin?

    I can boot Linuz on it and use tin to read alt.sex.stories.plushies all damn day and it don't crash for shit man.

  19. Re:Which JVM version? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Mod this up!!! Oh yeah, you guys are complete biggots.

  20. talking to your self again? by red5 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    wonder if the recent decision allowing the nine states' suit to continue had anything to do with this? Of course it did.

    You know talking to your self is one of the first signs of schizophrenia.

    red5: Hey you don't have to be a dick about it red5!

    red5: Ah, shut up! :)

    --
    I know I'm going to hell, I'm just trying to get good seats.