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Mobile Phone in Your Teeth!

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the yes-gimme-gimme-now dept.

thumbtack writes "News.com is running a story that reports that British researchers claim to have developed an implant that could be placed in a tooth and used as a mobile phone. According to the article, the sound would be transferred to the inner ear by bone resonance, and could be listened too anytime anywhere, with complete privacy." This is awesome. Course it would kinda suck if your phone rang when you were asleep.

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  1. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    first post in my teeth

  2. British? by saintlupus · · Score: -1, Troll

    British researchers claim to have developed an implant

    Uh, oh. If it's British, odds are it'll leak oil and send plumes of blue smoke out of your mouth.

    (Well, back to work on Dad's Sunbeam roadster...)

    --saint

  3. Re:How about a boob phone? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 0, Troll

    "...would you rather stare Jamie Lee Curtis in the tooth, or..."

    Uhm, neither. Sorry, I'm not into chicks born with d1cks.

    --
    Bill Clinton: Pimp we can believe in. - The Shirt!!!
  4. brits and bad teeth by Thrakkerzog · · Score: 0, Troll

    Well, this would give brits an excuse to get their teeth fixed!

    :-)

  5. Re:And imagine the advertisements... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    ...if so...IMAGINE A BEOWULF CLUSTER OF THESE!!

    omg i'm SO funny!!
    but, what the heck, i'm just trying to get past the stupid lameness filter now. lalalalalal ok.
    done yet? let's check.
    yes, it works! hurrah! let's do another preview for shits and giggles!

  6. Re:Crazy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Dude, how fucking long are you going to bitch about getting sore hands from jerking your fucking gerkin too much?

    You are sooooooo lame.....

    fag

  7. Re:Could be funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    How about a mobile phone up your ASS!