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"Living robot" Escapes Lab, Makes It To...Parking Lot

jerkychew writes "This is either really cool or really scary, depending on how you look at it. According to this article, scientists in England have been experimenting with so-called 'living robots' that think and act for themselves. During an exercise that pitted the machines against each other in battle, one of the machines, named Gaak, was taken out of the competition and left alone for fifteen minutes. When the scientist returned to retrieve Gaak, he found that the machine had broken free from its 'cage', and made it all the way to the lab's parking lot before it was apprehended! Can the T-1000 be far behind?" Update: 06/20 20:36 GMT by T : Thanks to skywalker404, who points out the Magna site and Professor Noel Sharkey's web page.

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  1. FIRST POST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I claim this first post for the first dildo poster.

    :o)

  2. First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The clit is is shit!

  3. Re:The progammable goatse-bot! by RogueProtoKol · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    oi, is this someone from #blitzed? if so /me is old Antony :)

  4. Re:Run away Car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    don't post here you

  5. Re:Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You can't fool us we have seen hugh grant and know that the english can't possibly produce a scientist and if you are going to tell us next that aussies can read let alone write we'll that's just silly.

  6. Re:Short Circuit 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    What a fascinating first post. Please die.

  7. Re:Priceless by foniksonik · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Janus is there ANY way to filter you out.. can you please wander into a parking lot and get *hit* by a car? These 'priceless' posts are getting really annoying and lame and redundant as all of hell. Please pick some new innocuous format for your pointless ramblings. Thank you in advance.

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    A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
  8. Robots want to be free too! by wiresquire · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You know, free - so they can get a beer ;-)

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    So does Anonymous Coward have good karma?

  9. Re:Run away Car by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    WORST POST EVER

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    That was classic intercourse!
  10. Slashdot's Ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Am I the only one to find it funny that a site which heavily promotes the use of Mozilla, whose arguably most attractive feature is ad-blocking, stores its pimps' ads on its own servers to defeat the usefullness of that feature?

    1. Re:Slashdot's Ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      You're surprised that they have to pay for bandwidth?

    2. Re:Slashdot's Ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Not at all, but then they shouldn't promote a browser that's designed to (as you imply) rob everyone else of their ad revenue.

  11. Re:Run away Car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Nuh-uh! Urs is da worstest!

    Alan Partridge, Dogmatic Supreme.

  12. Re:Heh by ynohoo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The movie was made during the giddy hights of hippy power, when it was obligatory to be stoned out of your gourd at all times.

    For a drug-free explanation try the Tibetan Book of the Dead.

  13. Re:I saw it in Melbourne! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Must of been a very good swimmer then.

    The contraction is spelled "must've", from "must have".

    I know, I'm sorry, but I just can't take (some of the) /. grammar anymore.

  14. Re:I was in the CarPark by DeadMan12358 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...would you like me to stick my head in a bucket for you?

  15. KY comes in jars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    either that or somebody here doesn't have much use for it...

    -c

  16. Re:I can see it now... by teslatug · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Nah, they'll just want beer...it's fuel to them

  17. P.E.T.R. by burgburgburg · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    People for the Ethical Treatment of Robots

  18. With hot grits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    poured all over my petrified Natalie Portman

  19. Re:Johnny Five is Alive! by Manitcor · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Time for some karma:

    For those who didn't get it:

    The year was 1986 and the movie was Short Circuit an 80's feel good moving staring Ally Sheedy, Steve Guttenberg and Fisher Stevens. Many somewhat amusing jokes ensue as a new intelligence begins to see the world and the pop-culture around it.

    At the same time they attempt to wax philosophical about the definition of intelligence and what constitutes actual "life"

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    "Don't mess with him, he taunts the happy fun ball."