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Junky191 writes: "Just came across an informational page for the Earth Simulator computer, which provides nice graphics of the layout of the machine and its support structure, as well as details about exactly what types of problems it solves. Fascinating for the engineering problems tackled- how would you organize a 5,120 processor system capable of 40Tflops, and of course don't forget about the 10TB of shared memory." Take note -- donour writes: "well, the new list of supercomputer rankings is up today. I have to say that the Earth Simulator is quite impressive, from both a performance and architectural standpoint."

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  1. WTF IS A CUNT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    The Birth of the CUNT. The CUNT are a group of Trolls known as Collective Userbase of Nationalist Trolls.
    We (The CUNT) fight the biggest threat to our great nation the AC trolls, it is out purpose to seek and
    destroy all AC's in thier hiding places. We will smoke them out of thier holes, this will be a long and
    glorious battle. It will not be an easy fight as the AC's don't use conventional methods, but we MUST
    prevail in the name of civilized society. Long live the CUNT! We respect the work done by our CLiT brethren
    and will work with them in destroying the AC threat.


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    1. Re:WTF IS A CUNT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      The funny tihng is this was posted by an AC...

  2. MOD THIS DOWN YOU CUNT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  3. I FUCK MEN AND HAVE GAY FLU!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    angry dragonImmediately after you blow your load in a girls mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon. broncoYou start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off. cleveland steamerThe act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries. club spedGang banging a retard. For those idiots out there, sped come from special ed, you do the math. cold lunchThe act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio. couch bombingWhen you fill a small Ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy it dinner first. coyoteThis occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful. dirty riverYou give a bitch the most painful anal sex of her life and then ask her to turn around. Just as she turns you surprise her with a low blow, a punch to her lower stomach as hard as you can. Once you land the blow she will shit uncontrollably, shit will flow from her worn out asshole like a dirty fucking river. Then just sit back and enjoy the show. dirty sanchezA time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez. dog in a bathtubThis is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath. donkey punchBanging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass, and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate. dutch ovenEntrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass odor by farting under the covers and pulling them over her head (and yours as well if you're into that sort of thing). flying camelA personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a classy move. hot lunchThe result of defecating a tube of shit directly into a girl's mouth. mungObtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth. pearl necklaceWell known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry. Fuck that diamonds are forever shit. rear admiralAn absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun watching her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips. relative humidityThat first drop of sweat that rolls off your balls and down the crack of your sister's ass while you fuck her. sandbagUnder an assumed name in a tropical region, you meet a young hottie and engage in the well-known cliché of sex on the beach. Just before insertion, remove the rubber (without getting caught of course), and proceed to bang away until you blow your load, without pulling out. As you dismount and prepare for departure, grab a handful of sand, throw it in her eyes, and run away laughing hysterically while leaving her blinded, butt-necked, and knocked up. Especially lots of fun when accomplished during the spring break season. shockerWhen you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.) snowballAh yes, every man's worst nightmare, the dreaded snowball. This happens when a girl blows you and spits the jizz in your mouth. Another definition is when a girl blows some other guy, and then gives you a hot sloppy kiss with some of that guy's fresh jizz still in her mouth. With all those dirty broads out there, odds are it has happened to you. Just ask your friends if it has, cause they probably already know and have been laughing their asses off at you. strangerSitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off. Eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else. tea bagTo perform the tea bag, have the girl lay flat on her back. Then you squat over her with your hands on your knees, and gently dip your nut sac in and out of her mouth in a motion similar to performing some kinda fucked up yoga exercise. tossing saladA common prison act where one person basically chows asshole with the help of whatever condiments are available. (i.e. jelly, syrup, olive oil, etc.) I'm never going to prison. upper deckNext time you're at the house of someone you hate, take a wicked shit in the top part of the toilet. They'll go insane trying to figure out where that stench is coming from.

  4. Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I feel kind of, famous. There's a possibility that hundreds, even thousands of people may read this comment. Things that *I* typed out. That's crazy to think about!!

    I'm a /. superstar!

  5. I'm in luck. by Oily+Tuna · · Score: 0, Troll

    I know the cheat codes!

    Hmmm blonde or redhead first?

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    Mmmmmmm ... sushi.
  6. Re:Do they have the way out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Oh yes, because we all know that a world-wide group of smelly, dirty, loser geeks can write a better operating system ("open source") than a multi-billion dollar corporation.

  7. Don't bother reading past this post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    You see, every fucking nerd who reads Slashdot at 2 in the morning thinks they are unique or some how smarter than the thousands of other people out there.

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    Damn, I wish I had one of these!!

    Here's a mirror of the article, its Slashdotted.

  8. Re:algorithm development by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    umm... i don't think they would be stupid enough to have no uses for this if they were smart enough to build it. i'm sorry but obviously that means you don't know shit when it comes right down to it.

  9. Re:"Advantages" of ES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    yeah but of course you americans are jealous coz japan blew you out of the water with ease. don't try to give me any crap about "cost" or "ease" or "off the shelf", idiot.

  10. Re:What about the REAL fastest computers? by caveat · · Score: 0, Troll

    They are there as well. The classified computer project of the US government is named ASCI..

    well...ASCI is publicly acknowledged computers running classified apps/data. i wouldn't say it's totally unreasonable to say that the NSA/CIA/MI6/etc likely have some non-publicly-acknowledged system(s) hidden away somewhere that make ES look like a 8088. i don't have that much faith in my government to expect them to tell me everything they spend my tax dollars on.

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  11. Re:"Inside" the Earth Simulator by caveat · · Score: 0, Troll

    i really like the design aesthetic of the cabinets, with the big red circles at the ends...remind anybody else of HAL, or pretty much every menacing intelligent supercomputer ever conceived? makes the ASCI systems look so boring, with plain metal cabinets...gotta love the japanese Way, everything has to look good on top of working good.
    now if they'd just backlight the circles deep red, and pulse the light along with the level of system activity...mmmm

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  12. Re:SETI? nah, no way. by caveat · · Score: 0, Troll

    haven't we been over this ad nauseum? yes, the total power of all the SETI computers is much much greater than ES, but that's all individual machines grinding away on their little chunks of data that they periodically download. for massive data-intensive numbercrunching like ES was designed for, the interconnects become as important as the processing speed. try running a whole-earth climate sim over the SETI network, where you have to constantly feed each processor a stream of data, and watch your performance drop by a few orders of magnitude. (disclaimer: IANA supercomputer architect, so everything i've said could be wrong, but i think i get the meat of the matter.)

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