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Surveying New Wireless Technologies

QuentinAxan writes "The Economist has a look at some of the ideas under consideration to advance wireless technology. I thought the concept of ad hoc architecture was especially interesting; the writers suggest briefly that it might encourage the creation of '"mom and pop" network operators, and small community networks.' (Which probably means that the telecom companies will crush it, but it's still a cool idea.)" We've touched on several of the ideas mentioned here before, but the Economist is always a good read.

70 comments

  1. First post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    (see subject)

  2. first post first post post by cmdr_shithead · · Score: -1

    parse this!

  3. The economist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    I wish I could work for the economist ... reshashing the same old stuff over and over

    1. Re:The economist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      We've touched on this before: Like here?

  4. I got a new sanyo 5150 wireless phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ITS BLINGING!

  5. Ever Read the Home Page? by The+Gardener · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wasn't Michael's posting yesterday enough?. Its still on the front page.

    The Gardener

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    1. Re:Ever Read the Home Page? by PacoTaco · · Score: 1

      It makes sense. Every article in The Economist is twice as important as other publications.

  6. Hmm.. by RomikQ · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't an acess point be much much better for a "small community network"? I mean ad-hoc only makes good sense if you have like two computers, doesn't it?

    PS oh missed fp by about 1 second...

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    1. Re:Hmm.. by LinuxInDallas · · Score: 1

      I took a class in distributed computing a couple years ago where we each had to write a simulation for an ad hoc network. The simulation consisted of a number of nodes that moved on a grid. Each node was free to move at various speeds and turn at any intersection. At each minute of simulation time you did an analysis to show connectivity in the network. What most of us saw was that unless you had a network with a fair number of nodes there was no way you would be able to gurantee conectivity between two arbitrary points. Without enough nodes, you end up with a set of small networks as opposed to one big connected network. Of course, the need for large numbers of nodes decreases if the nodes can communicate at long distances from each other but I don't know how practical that is.

    2. Re:Hmm.. by stain+ain · · Score: 2

      One of the advantages of ad-hoc over traditional (with an access point) is that, you don't need planning beforehand: you can have a network wherever 2 or more computers are close together.
      The main disadvantage is that, since there is no planning, it is difficult to guarantee good quality of service: you can have coverage or not, depending on the conditions at that moment, the number of connected computers, how far they are, if they are moving or not...
      Ad-hoc networks work great, as well, for expanding coverage area: in a true ad-hoc network, relaying is part of the system, so that spending money in expensive access points is not required as long as there are terminals (computers) that do the function.

      One of the problems to be solved in ad-hoc networks, though, is that of billing: since every computer in the ad-hoc network is going to use its own resources for the benefit of others, how is this going to work? I mean, it is like giving free rides to others, that cost you money or time... In fact, this is how free software works, anyways... All in all, watch for more ad-hoc in the near future.

  7. goat post 2002 by cmdr_shithead · · Score: -1

    ultra-mega!

  8. Ultra wideband to transmit 100 mbs wirelessly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ultra wideband to transmit 100 mbs wirelessly (but only for distances of 10 feet...).

    Also accomplished by tossing DVD's back and forth....what's the point of that? I mean, only ten feet? Why not just use a cable at that point?

    1. Re:Ultra wideband to transmit 100 mbs wirelessly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Wow! Not only are the articles recycled, but the comments are as well!

    2. Re:Ultra wideband to transmit 100 mbs wirelessly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Thank you for noticing.

  9. You'd think so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was pondering the idea of setting up a local ad-hoc style wireless network in Gainesville with 11b, but the range on my existing AP is so pathetic the only people I could hook up with are next door.

    If they're not into it, there goes that idea, eh?

    A place with a much higher population density would probably have more success with such a setup, I think.

  10. Economist good read! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "The Economist a good read!!" says timothy, from his parents' basement.

    1. Re:Economist good read! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      PROPS

  11. (-1, Redundant) by marxmarv · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Same shit, different day.

    Y'all oughta fire everyone but Taco and maybe Hemos so we won't have to see blatant repeats like this, especially when there's real news being REJECTED left and right. This s(h)ite is starting to piss me off.

    -jhp

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  12. What about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    the little sticker you put on the back of your cell phone to increase range. Isn't that an emerging wireless technology???

    1. Re:What about by MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM · · Score: -1

      I put that little sticker on the hood of my car and now I can outrun cops in a heartbeat.

    2. Re:What about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      What sort of car do you have?

      Why are the cops always chasing you?

  13. Another article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    here is very interesting.

    1. Re:Another article by d2002xx · · Score: 1

      here is indeed interesting, but I think it's not about the topic......

    2. Re:Another article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude, she's hot as hell... i wouldn't kick her out of bed... do you know if there are any more pictures of this fine young piece of ass?

    3. Re:Another article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that made me hungry for chili dogs.

  14. The Ultimate Wireless Network. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny


    Me : Hey Joe, got that file?
    Joe: Yeah, it's on a floppy.
    Me : Toss it here.
    Joe: Frisbee's the Floppy across the room (20 ft. [6.1 meters]).
    Me : Catches floppy (Sure it was aimed at my head).
    Me : Thanks.
    Joe: Make sure it gets to Mike tomorrow.
    Me : Ok. (uses sneaker net)

    Look familiar? :)

    1. Re:The Ultimate Wireless Network. by trapvector · · Score: 1

      Hell, if the file is less than 1mb, you may as well just print it and hand the dude the paper.

      While we're at it, why not just go back to communicating with pheromones?

      *sniff sniff* What's that? You don't like it? Oh...

    2. Re:The Ultimate Wireless Network. by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Ah. Sneakernet.

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  15. uwb can go further more than 10 feet... ( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    there are several good articles about uwb at UWBPlanet [ultrawidebandplanet.com]. It appears the Economist is quite wrong about UWB.

    1. Re:uwb can go further more than 10 feet... ( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      artbell.com also has a lot of good stuff on UWB.

      in other circles, UWB is known as psychic viewing. UWB can certainly go through doors, walls, trees, rain, etc

      people make fun of UWB being vaporware but art bells fans know otherwise.

  16. What is a Dirty Sanchez? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Can anyone tell me what is a "Dirty Sanchez" ? Thanks in advance.

    1. Re:What is a Dirty Sanchez? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      You want AskSlashdot not a front page story.

    2. Re:What is a Dirty Sanchez? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      When someone sticks their finger in their girlfriend's ass and then draws a moustache on her with her own shit.

      Usually done in combination with the 'fish-hook' and the 'goldfish' for added effect.

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  23. will wireless make linux obsolete? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  26. Dear Timothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Dear Timothy,

    You sucketh greatly.

    Signed,

    A/C.

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  28. Chapter 3.75: An Esoteric Name : replies welcome! by Walmart+Security · · Score: -1

    The sun hadn't yet risen when I first awoke; instead, the sky was beginning to subtly allude that sunrise was inevitable. Astonishing shades of red and orange illuminated the uncurtained hospital window. With the majority of the staff absent and the patients unconscious, the darkened hospital was absolutely and uncharacteristically silent. My desiccated lips craved water; unfortunately, it was scarce during these hours, as nurses were assigned more imperative tasks than waiting on a heroic officer such as myself. My thirst didn't warrant kvetching. The hospital bed, while tolerable, was becoming somewhat uncomfortable. The linen, which hadn't been cleansed in nearly a week, was developing an unpleasant aroma. Ultimately, these minute issues were irrelevant, for I would be released in a matter of hours. Even minutes, perhaps.

    My ears observed a metallic door close; the hospital staff members were beginning to arrive. Perhaps I would be permitted to satisfy my thirst, which was continuing to escalate in severity. "Good morning, Dave," a soft, alacritous voice emanating from the room nearest the nurses' station said. It was of Jennifer Hutchkins, a young nurse assigned to the morning shift. Jennifer, who was short, thin, ambitious, and quite capable, had become a registered nurse not even six months prior. Every morning, she would invariably greet me, offer a plate of food, and then converse with me for a brief moment. Of course, it'd be awhile before she arrived at my room, so I closed my eyes once again.

    "Peter!" exclaimed Robert, using a voice infused with enthusiasm. "Are you almost ready to go?" I must have once again fallen asleep, for I had been oblivious to the entries of Jennifer and Robert.

    Almost immediately afterward, a red haired man dressed in doctor's attire carefully entered the room behind Robert. He quickly scratched his face and then began to speak without even the slightest inkling of an accent. "Mr. Geralds?"

    "Yes?" I replied, anxious to escape the confines of the hospital campus.

    "You're free to leave. Just take it easy for a few days, alright? No strenuous activity. Aside from that, you seem to be well."

    I emerged apprehensively from the hospital bed and began to navigate toward the hospital's exit. "I've arranged a car, Peter," Robert said. "Also, I've scheduled an appointment with Thorslen for you tomorrow at eight in Houston. Uh, it's the only time he could see you." I had never before visited Houston, although I'd been informed numerous times that the drivers were courteous and the citizens respectful. In fact, one could argue that Jasper must be a microcosm of it!

    The fulgent sun overhead warmed my skin as I exited the hospital. It was a beautiful Sunday; not a cloud was present in the sky and not a car was present on the road. Surely our journey would be pleasant. It would begin shortly.

  29. greek to me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I stopped by unexpectedly one Tuesday afternoon half expecting her
    to be away. I was pleasantly surprised when the door opened a crack and she
    poked head around the edge looking at me with a sleepy smile on her face.

    I apologized for not calling first, and said that I was just "in
    the neighborhood" and thought I'd stop by, but if it wasn't a good time I'd
    call back later. She said she wasn't dressed for company, but to come on in
    while she changed. I said that I wasn't really company, more like a distant
    cousin. She giggled and shrugged "What the hell..." and opened the door for
    me.

    She wasn't really dressed for anybody, in only a pale green t-shirt
    and a pair of coral bikini panties. I made mention that I'd have to pretend
    that I wasn't aware of her lack of clothes, or this visit could get out of
    hand.
    She offered me a drink, and I settled down on the chair next to the
    couch. The computer in the corner was doing its magic for another caller,
    just as it had for me so many times before. (That's how I met her, over the
    computer, you know.) She returned to the living room with two TALL glasses
    of something sparkling leaning to hand mine to me. She settled back into
    the couch and absent-mindedly (!?) pulled her right leg up under her left
    leg giving me an open view of her panty-covered crotch.

    I tried not to stare, but my chivalry was losing out to the growing
    pressure in my pants. I tried to divert my attention by talking about the
    newer members of her bulletin board, and she giggled as she went on to tell
    me about a new "animal lover" who'd just called for the first time yesterday
    It seems that "Susie" and her German Shepherd "Killer" were new to BBSing
    and wanted to meet others of the same interests. She told me about a story
    that "Susie" had written in the storyboard section of the board, and offered
    to show it to me. Getting up from the couch, she crossed to the computer in
    the corner, and, leaning over the keyboard pecked a few keys and the screen
    filled with text. As I read, I became aware that she was watching my crotch
    instead of the screen, and I also became aware that I had a raging hard-on
    bulging against my fly. I looked at her and caught her looking. "You plan-
    ned this didn't you?" I asked nodding toward the screen and then to my now
    tented trousers.

    I noticed her nipples were making little tents of their own in her
    t-shirt as she turned towards me. "Nice material" she purred as she edged
    past me, her left hand sliding across the bulge of my cock. She went to the
    couch and sat at the end next to the chair, a sly grin tipping the edges of
    her lips. I moved to the couch and stood in front of her and watched as her
    eyes locked on my cock straining against the fabric. I leaned down with one
    hand on the arm of the couch and the other on the back and moved my face
    close to hers. When only an inch remained between our faces she turned hers
    toward mine and our lips met. Softly at first, than gaining in passion as
    the tips of our tongues met. We both let out little groans as the heat of
    our kiss increased. I almost jerked upright as I felt her hand slide up my
    thigh and cup my balls through the thin material of my slacks. "I'll give
    you three hours to stop that" I said in mock chastisement. "You got a deal
    if you can 'keep up your end'" she emphasized the latter.

    I sat down next to her on the couch and pulled her to me. We kissed
    again and I slid my left hand up her ribcage and cupped her right breast in
    my palm. I could feel the nipple harden under my touch and I kneaded it as
    we kissed. I rolled the nipple between my thumb and fore finger and a little
    gasp escaped her lips. Her hand was back at my groin and her fingers danced
    lightly over my cloth-encased hard cock. Slipping my other hand under the
    back of her t-shirt I pulled it up over her head, and tossed it on the chair
    Her breasts were just the right size and her nipples were a shade or two
    darker than her coral-colored panties. As I lowered my head, my lips encir-
    cling her left nipple, she arched her back and I heard a low groan. As my
    tongue danced over the hard pebble, I let my left hand sneak down her belly
    across the soft mound between her legs. I cupped my hand against her and
    could feel the heat under my palm. She shifted slightly on the couch and
    was almost laying on her left side now. I knelt there in front of her and
    kissed my way down her belly toward where my hand rested. As my lips neared
    the edge of her panties, I brought both hands to the elastic and pushed it
    down her hips. As I did, she shifted again and raised her hips allowing me
    to slide the coral-colored panties off her ankles. They too landed in the
    chair. I kissed lower down her soft belly and paused briefly at the edge of
    her neatly trimmed pubic hair.....a tulip, how appropriate, I thought. My
    nostrils caught the musky aroma of her womanhood as I placed little kisses
    across her mound. Her legs separated slowly as I inched my way lower. I
    slid my hands under the backs of her thighs and gently pulled them further
    apart. As I did I watched as her womanhood opened before me, the lips
    separating like the petals of a flower, moist with the dew of passion. I
    slowly lowered my face against her mound and when my beard touched her hair
    I slid my tongue slowly between the top of her slit, lightly sliding to one
    side of her clit as it poked from beneath its' hood. I repeated the same
    down the other side and let the hair on my chin tickle against her clit. I
    felt a small shudder and her legs spread even wider, her hips starting to
    rock up towards me. From under her thighs I placed my fingers on either
    side of her lips and gently spread them apart. Tasting her lightly with the
    tip of my tongue, I flicked her lips several times before I buried my face
    in her. My tongue sank deeply into her wet opening and I searched as deeply
    as I could within it. As I was burrowing into her with my tongue, my chin
    was pressed against her clit and the combination worked well as she started
    to gasp and twitch. As her hips rocked against me, she was pushing up with
    her feet. Her hips started to jerk as the waves of her orgasm rolled though
    her. I pressed even further against her and as my tongue grazed the thin
    patch between pussy and asshole I heard her his "Yesssssssssssss, yessssss".
    I pressed my tongue further and slowly rimmed her tightly twitching little
    hole. "Oh God, Yesssssssss......doit!" she hissed. I stopped. "DO IT!"
    she said rolling her hips even further. I slowly pressed my tongue into the
    tightness of her ass and felt it twitch. Pressing into her I started to fuck
    her with my tongue.

    I felt her hands pulling at my trousers. First the waistband, the
    fly. I wasn't wearing any shorts, and she soon had my hard cock in her hand.
    I felt her shift on the couch. I can't describe the next sensation, but one
    second I was in her hand, and the next I was engulfed in her warm wet mouth
    and I felt the tip of my cock slide into her throat! I almost came right
    then, save for the damage I was doing to her rhythm as I kept up the pace in
    her backside.

    "Stop! Stop!" she begged "One of us has way too many clothes on."
    I reluctantly lifted my head from between her legs and stood up. There on
    the couch, naked and wet she said "Get out of those clothes and get into me!
    I need you inside me....NOW!"

    As I added me own shirt and trousers to the ever-increasing pile of
    clothes in the chair, I smiled to myself at the look of lust in her eyes as
    she followed the movements of my hard cock waving before her. I knelt in
    front of the couch as she turned, her widely splayed legs on either side of
    my hips, her ass hanging just over the edge of the cushions. Inching for-
    ward on my knees, the purple head of my erection pointed towards her hot,
    wet hole. I ran my arms around her thighs and pulled her toward me slightly
    causing our bodies to slide together. As my cock slid across her clit, I
    pulled back with my hips and slid back and forth across her slickness, the
    head of my hard shaft massaging her sensitive clit. "Don't tease, you son-
    of-a bitch! Put in in!" she spat in mock anger. On the next circuit I pulled
    back a bit further and as the head of my cock crossed her open hole, I
    leaned into her. The heat was intense and the passage was snug enough to
    make the copious lubrication necessary as I pressed all seven inches of my
    fat cock into her pussy. We both groaned together as our bodies became one.
    I stoked in and out of her with long, slow motions, using my right thumb to
    massage her hard nub of a clit. Leaning down against her I took the nipple
    of her left breast between my lips and strummed it with my tongue. Her hips
    were rocking to meet my movements and as I moved to her right nipple, my
    cock slipped from its' hot, wet nest. "Uunghhhhhhhhh..........put it back
    in....." she purred, her breathing becoming raspy. I pressed back against
    her, and found that my aim was just a half an inch off. Slickened by her
    flowing juices, the rose of her asshole opened slightly as the head of my
    cock pressed against it. I felt the super-tightness and realized I'd made a
    slight miscalculation. As I eased off the pressure in an effort to realign,
    but she grabbed my arms and pulled her knees to her chest. "Keep going....
    slowly.....do it to me" she said almost pleadingly. "I don't want to hurt
    you" I answered seeing the mix of pain and pleasure across her face. "Just
    go slow...." she responded and rocked her hips in an effort to press my into
    her.

    I pressed my cock slowly into her hole. The heat and tightness
    making my heat spin as well as my balls. It was slow going, pressing into
    her and waiting for her muscles to relax, pressing further and waiting,
    pressing and waiting. Finally, I felt I could go no deeper and slowly start-
    ed to withdraw an inch or so. I pressed back in and felt her canal loosen
    even more. As I started to slowly stroke in and out of her asshole, I kept
    MASSAGING her clit with my thumb. I could feel her sphincter muscle and
    then relax as she was pushed between the tension building inside her and the
    pressure in her asshole. I worked my left hand between us and slowly insert
    ed a finger into her cunt. Her eyes shot open and I heard a sharp intake as
    she gasped for air. Her orgasm was nearing and I felt it building all over
    her lower body....in her asshole as she gripped my hard cock, in her pussy
    as she squeezed my finger, all over as I felt her rocking hips increase their
    tempo and I could hear little mewing sounds escaping from her lips. I slowly
    eased a second, then a third finger into her clasping cunt and started an
    alternating rhythm between my fingers, my cock and my thumb. As I increased
    the tempo, I hoped she would not take too much longer to reach her peak as I
    was rapidly approaching the "point-of-no-return" as the cum swirled deep in
    my balls.

    "Oh Yessss, Oh yessss, Oh yesss" she chanted in time with the tempo
    I was setting. Her hips started to buck uncontrollable and she was holding
    her breath as her whole body started to quake. The walls of her pussy clamp
    ed tightly around my fingers and her asshole opened slightly allowing me to
    sink completely into her and then spasmed almost painfully tight around my
    cock. Her scream was almost drowned out by my own as I pumped a torrent of
    hot semen deep into her bowels. We twitched together madly, trying to con-
    sume and be consumed. I felt as if my entire bodily fluids were being
    pumped into her through my cock.

    Panting, gasping and sweating we collapsed together on the couch.
    "That was utterly fantastic!"....."I can't believe what just happened!"....
    "God! are you good!"....we ended up giggling like a couple of children.
    As I slowly softened within her rectum, I was aware that the computer was
    beeping in the corner. We both glanced at it and there on the screen was
    a message from one of the users wanting to "chat"........ We both laughed
    out loud as we saw that the users handle was "the Greek"!

    "Next time, give a girl a call first!" was the advice I got as I
    walked out the door a half hour later. "Promise" I said, intending to keep
    my word.......soon.

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  31. Mississippi Ghostse by GhostseTroll · · Score: -1

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    lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
    audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
    ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

    "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
    believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
    a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

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    ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

    "That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
    students raise their hands.

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    further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
    One student way in the back raises his hand.

    The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
    years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
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    up here and tell us about your experience."

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  32. pee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I used to work at a restaurant as broiler cook. There was this waitress
    there whose name was Kathy. She used to wear extremely tight jeans, because
    the tips were better, she said.

    One particular day, after we closed she came to me for help in an
    embarassing situation. She had to pee very badly and her zipper was stuck.
    She tried to get it down but could not and asked me if I could try to unzip
    her pants.

    What a fantastic and exciting request. I must say at this time that I was a
    closet wetter but still I have never let it be known until this writing.
    The prospect of seeing someone else wet themselves was quite possible here.

    Kathy was very desparate and was almost crying when she asked me to help. I
    tried (seriously) to undo her zipper but it was really caught. I got out a
    pair of plyers to help me in my endeavor. I tugged and tugged. A small wet
    spot had begun to appear. Kathy was really desparate now.

    She said to get a pair of scissors and cut/wreck the jeans or zipper if I
    had to. I said to let me give it one more final tugged. She said okay but
    hurry. I tugged real hard. So hard that Kathy lost her balance and fell on
    me. I felt my leg get extremely wet and realized that Kathy had indeed done
    the deed. She had peed. We must have laid there in that heap for a minute
    or so, but it seemed like and eternity.

    When she got off of me, Kathy really apologized and begged me not to tell
    any of our co-workers. I agreed and we noticed that her zipper had finally
    became unstuck with my last tug. I lent her a pair of pants that all the
    staff in the kitchen have to wear. We went out for a few drinks that night
    and we ended up making love at her place when I took her home. She said
    that the sex was payment for keeping my silence about her accident. I never
    told anyone until now. We never had any real contact after that night
    except for verbal pleasantries at work. The thought of her wetting herself
    led me on a search for other women who would have an accident or pee
    themselves for me on purpose. I find the real accidents more exciting
    though.

    Another time I was on a flight to Europe and had a seat close to the
    washrooms. We hit some turbulence and were restricted to our seats for quit
    some time. Eventually, the stewardess got on the PA and said that we could
    unfasten on seatbelts and get up from our seats if we would like. There was
    a mad dash for the washrooms.

    I personally did not have to go so I sat and watched all the people in line
    and their various stages on discomfort, looking at each individual for
    signs to see if someone might not make it and end up peeing in their pants.

    There was this one woman who seemed in the most urgent need to pee.
    Unfortunately for her but fortunately for me, she was not near the start of
    the line. She was about 5'4". She had blond hair past her shoulders. She
    was wearing a pair of tan courdoroy pants and a flowery T-shirt. There were
    about 8 people in front of her in the line to use the bathroom. She was
    very fidgety and was dancing from foot to foot.

    She made it up to second in line, when I heard a gaspy cry and then a moan.
    There had been no visible signs of wetness until now and she had lost
    complete control. Her crotch was darkening and the wet spot continued right
    down her legs. Her pants were completely saturated past her knees with some
    visible signs of wetness lower and a puddle on the floor. She turned and
    ran towards the man she was sitting with. She was about to sit down, when a
    stewardess stopped her. The stewardess told her not to sit until she came
    back with a trash bag to protect the seat. She had to stand for a minute or
    so, for us all to see, until the stewardess brought the trash bag. Her
    husband was yelling at her, and calling her a child. He told her that he
    was ashamed of her. He was a real bastard. I would have been understanding
    and have offered her emotional support, if I was him. I could overhear
    people whispering about her, calling her a baby and so on. I heard one
    woman say that she wished that she had peed herself and gotten that much
    attention.

    Needless to say that when we landed at Heathrow, I stayed close to them,
    looking at her pants and listening to other people talk about her. I did
    not have the courage to approach her because was with her husband. He
    seemed like a real asshole and I didn't want to get my head punched in.

    One day when I was about 22, I was at a fair enjoying the rides, games and
    entertainment, all the while looking around for women in dire need to pee.
    I spent time at the beer tent but did not see any likely candidates. I went
    to the different so called "Houses of Horror" and did not see any likely
    candidates there either. I was resigned to the fact that I probably would
    not see any women pee their pants on this day.

    (I had peed my pants at this same fair when I was 14. I was near the top of
    the Double Ferris-wheel when the power went out. We were stranded up there
    for 45 minutes. I couldn't hold on and peed my pants. This was my first
    time in public and it was an unwanted event. When we finally did get off,
    everyone was offered a free pass for entrance to the fair and all the free
    rides we wanted. I noticed that I was not the only person that peed my
    pants. That made me feel a lot better. My mother was waiting for me at the
    bottom to the double ferris-wheel. She was almost hysterical after watching
    her son stranded for 45 minutes. She saw my wet pants and told me not to
    worry. She knew that I was scared, so I wouldn't be punished. Little did
    she know that I wasn't scared, but I just couldn't hold on. She also told
    me that she had peed her pants that day because she was frightened that I
    wouldn't get down. She couldn't leave her baby. I looked for a wet spot on
    her but didn't see any because she was wearing a skirt. She told me that
    she had peed herself many times whenever she was really scared so she
    understood. I never noticed her pee herself then or any other time. And the
    incident was never spoken about again. My father was not even told about
    the power going out.)

    Anyway let's get back to the story of this visit to the fair. I went into
    the "House of Mirrors." It was something to do and since I had been through
    it many times before, I could almost go through it blindfolded. This time,
    though, there was a group of teenage girls going through. Some of them were
    showing signs of intoxication. They were having trouble finding their way
    out and were walking into mirrors. This would result in a great thudding
    sound and very much giggling. One of the girls squealed "Let's hurry and
    get out of here, I have to pee real bad!" This might just be my chance to
    see someone pee their pants. Her friends did not seem to be in any hurry
    and it looked like they were only pretending to find a way out. Turning the
    same way more than once and banging into mirrors. The sight was exquisite
    as I could see them from many angles due to the mirrors. I am sure that
    they could see me as well. I must point out that there was nobody else in
    the "House of Mirrors" except the girls and myself. (The girl was wearing
    tight jeans and a tube top that accentuated her fairly big boobs.) She
    showed signs of worry and started banging on the mirrors, begging her
    friends to help find a way out. I was hurrying to get closer without
    stumbling directly upon them. Her friends were giggling and laughing,
    singing a little tune. "Tracy's gonna pee her pants. Tracy's gonna pee her
    pants." Finally, I knew her name. I was watching intensely. Tracy was
    really anxious. She was bouncing up and down, and begging her friends for
    help. They were still laughing and singing. Tracy was looking around
    frantically. While she did this, her friends quietly slipped out. Tracy was
    set up. Her friends knew where the exit was all along. Tracy was visibling
    shaking and still looking for the exit. Wetting her pants was inevitable,
    even if she found her way out since the port-a-potties were nowhere near. I
    couldn't stay where I was forever, but was hestitant to get too near to
    Tracy. I pretended that I could not find my way out either, but now I think
    that Tracy didn't even know that I was there. I was still watching her. She
    turned and walked into another mirror. I heard her cry out loud, "Oh,
    fuck..." Suddenly there was a hissing sound and she was peeing. I was in
    ectasy. I could see her glistening pants from almost every angle. She just
    fell in a heap on the floor and sobbed uncontrolably. I could no longer
    stay where I was. I continued through the maze until I approached her.

    I asked her if I could be of any help. She told me that she peed herself
    when she was abandoned by her friends and that she could not find her way
    out. I said that I would find the exit. She said that she could not leave
    like this. What would everyone think? What if her friends or other people
    she knew saw her? I offered her my jacket to try and hide some of her
    wetness. She took me up on my offer, although it didn't help much. Her wet
    pants were quite visible. She asked me if I could take her home. I readily
    agreed. I was getting very excited listening to what people were saying
    when they saw her. I did see her friends laughing at her but she didn't see
    them and I did not let on that I saw them. We eventually got to my car,
    when she was hesitant about getting in. She was worried about my apolstery.
    I told her not to worry, that it would be okay, that I could clean my car
    later and that we should deal with the problem at hand, namely getting her
    home. It was then that she started to cry again. Her father was home. He
    would see her pants and give her the 3rd degree. He would figure out where
    she went and what she did. She was supposed to be studying at a friend's
    house. She didn't know what to do. She asked me if I had a washer and dryer
    at my house. I said that I did and she asked me if we could go to my house
    instead. I readily agreed to this too.

    When we arrived at my house I showed her where my washer and dryer were
    located. They were in the bathroom. She went into the bathroom to wash her
    clothes. I fully expected her to come out wearing a towel. However, she
    came out totally naked. She said that she figured that she might as well
    was her tube-top and my jacket as well. We went into the kitchen and talked
    for about an hour until her laundry was done. She didn't care that she was
    naked and I didn't complain. She told me all about herself. She was almost
    16 and went to a nearby High School. She said that this was not the first
    time that she had peed her pants. She said that it is a semi-regular
    occurence that happens only when she has been drinking. She said that she
    was really ashamed whenever it happened. She said that whenever it
    happened, that she was with her friends, but they would leave her before
    she peed in her pants. She said that they don't know for sure that she peed
    he pants. I said that they did know for sure now as I saw them laughing
    when we left the "House of Mirrors," but I did not have the nerve to tell
    her that I enjoyed peeing my pants or that I enjoyed her peeing her pants.
    She thanked me for being so understanding and letting her use my washer and
    dryer. She got dressed and asked me to take her home. There was nothing
    sexual between us that night.

    About 3 weeks later, I was home watching "Dallas" on TV when there was a
    knock on my door. It was Tracey and she had on a one piece jumpsuit that
    she had thoroughly peed in. I had not witnessed the event but was excited
    at the sight of her peed pants all the same. She asked if use my washer and
    dryer again. Of course, I let her in. She went into the bathroom to do her
    laundry, but this time when she came out she was not naked. She had kept on
    her bra. For some reason, this excited me even more than seeing her naked.
    We talked again and she told me how she hated it whenever she had an
    accident and that when her father finds out about any of her accidents, he
    freaks out. He grounds her for a month and sometimes spanks her. She asked
    me if she could come to my house whenver she has an accident so that she
    could wash her clothes. Of course, I agreed and even gave her a spare key
    in case I was not home. She thanked me and we ended up making love. I
    hardly ever went out after that wanting for her to need to wash her
    clothes. The next week she needed to. We ended up making love again, and
    each subsequent time she had an accident. We started a relationship that
    kept up until after she left for college. I never did tell her how much I
    enjoyed seeing her in pee-filled pants or that I enjoyed peeing in my pants
    myself. We did get together a few times when she came home for the holidays
    but that did not involve seeing her with wet pants. She told me on her last
    visit that she had only wet herslf 4 times all the time she was away at
    school and that she was quite proud of herself at approaching "dryhood."
    She thanked me for all the understanding and support that I showed her and
    she told me that she loved me, but I never heard from her again.

    1. Re:pee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      What a beautiful story!

  33. Sigh. by DarkZero · · Score: 2

    Come on, guys. You can do better than this. At least take a quick look at the front page every once and awhile.

  34. my experience with wireless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    we just finished waiting the 3 minutes for the pregnancy test to work and found that my wife did indeed get impregnated by one of her black stud lovers we have narrowed it down to 2 possibles but don't know which of them it is, we will raise the wonderful child as our own just the same. After 8 or 9 months of black lust she has been with 6 black men a total of 14 times and 3 months ago stopped taking her pills, she was supposed to start her period tuesday and today tested positive on a Pregnancy test. In the last 2 1/2 months she has never had sex with me unless one of her black lovers had just finished filling her full of his seed so we are pretty darn sure it is going to be a beautiful black baby. She has said that she is going to continue to have sex with her black lovers until she can't due to medical concerns for the baby and told me not to expect her to slow down from the 2 or 3 times per week she feeds me her sloppy pussy, so congradulate me!!!!!! I am one of the lucky white guys!!!!!!!!!!

  35. bad news for MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    My wife is 26 years old I am 36, Since before we met she had had black
    boyfreinds and even became pregnant twice with them, She aborted both since she
    was single and only 15 and 17 at each time, When we met and married I soon came
    to find out how much she really loved blacks, (i am Hispanic) I noticed she
    always stared with a certain lust in her eyes. I never really paid attention
    since she was faithfull to me and we spent every minute together. Several years
    back I discovered that she had had an affair with 3 black men while we were
    married (wev;e been married 5 years) I was so furious that I left her for a
    week, The worst part was that these black men were blackmailing her (no pun
    intended) They threatned to release videos and photos of her to me if she
    stopped fucking them. She even became pregnant twice (I never knew about it)
    She finally told me what dilema she was in and I hit the roof !!!! During that
    week off....I thought about how betrayed I felt, but yet how aroused, my
    arousal outweighed my betrayal thinking and I came up with a solution for a new
    lifestyle for both of us, I told her how I felt and how aroused i had become
    thinking of her with black guys, We made an agreement , That from then on she
    would

    Go out every night with blacks

    come home full with their sperm

    Sleep with them in our bed every weekend

    and try for another pregnancy (full term)

    She was shocked that I wanted this, so was I at first, but man did the tables
    turn
    when all this freedom given to her
    did not apply to me, After 4 months she had nothing
    to do with me sexually, Not even clean her up after
    I would show her my hard cock , and she would laugh
    and say" I'm not touching that pathetic little thing"
    " I want real cock a Black cock" I felt so humiliated
    but so turned on that I would almost cum without touching
    myself. Our marriage at first was very basic sexually, kissing,
    missionary, 69, etc, But no anal ever, no swallowing, no cumming
    on her face, kinda boring but i respected her wishes.
    Now I find out , she has had anal sex almost every time she sees them
    not only takes cum on the face, but swallows and even kneels for them
    (she never gave me a blow-job on her knees)
    I have been without sex for almost 3 years now, I am more happier
    now , She has become pregnant and we have 2 kids (boys)
    although I am a wait at home husband, I am the happiest in the world

  36. not really NEWs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


    I first met my wife in 1979 and, after a gap of 4 years, met her again in
    1982. I was some 15 years older than her and she was 34. We got on well and
    married in 1984. Six months later I asked her to stop the pill so we could
    have a child as I was getting on and she was now in her 30's which she did
    happily.

    Four months later she was pregnant, to our delight, but when she was some 4
    months gone she was very agitated and after some discussion I discovered
    that she had been having sex with a black guy and taking him with a bare
    cock receiving his seed into her unprotected womb, so the child very
    possibly could be his. I asked how long this had been going on and she told
    me she had been fucking blacks for some years but loved me and wanted to
    marry me and that she had been fucking this guy for the past 3 and a half
    months. The guy she was fucking was an old flame and she was unable to say
    no to him and was so worked up she did not make him wear a condom liking her
    sex to be meat to meat.

    At first I was extremely angry and confused and a little sad, but also very
    turned on which surprised me and so said we would have to wait and see if it
    was but she was to stop fucking him to which she agreed. We soon returned to
    a loving relationship and I felt good and clam again but I could not get the
    picture of my wife with a black guy out of my mind and I was very excited
    about it.

    One day I plucked up the courage to ask if she seen him again and she
    nodded yes confessing she had seen him that afternoon and they had fucked in
    our bed. I asked angrily why she kept on seeing him. She said because he
    kept coming round and she enjoyed the sex and could not refuse him. I did
    not say anything more and htough about it all nigh. The next day I told her
    that I felt she should be free to choose if she wanted sex with him and I
    would accept it and if he came it was ok for her to continue as I
    understood. The next day I went to work and at lunch time told my secretary
    I was going to meet a client and drove home parking down the road. A car was
    in our drive and I walked to the back door my heart pounding my cock already
    erect a mixture of sexual excitement and jealousy running through my mind. I
    crept quietly into the house and I could hear then in the lounge so I went
    out again and round to the window in the lounge. With some convenient bushes
    for cover I could see him, his back to me. She was standing in front of him
    her belly huge with child now. He was telling her that the child must be his
    as he had fucked her the 2 weeks I was away on business and that she had
    only had sex twice with me after that, but he had fucked her nearly every
    day My god I thought she must have been crazy to take him without protection
    knowing she could get pregnant. he reached out and stroked her belly and put
    his hand up her dress to stroke her pussy.

    He then stood up and started to kiss her passionately his hand still playing
    with her slit which to my surprise was not covered by pants - the dirty
    slut. They parted and walked towards the bedroom. I quickly went round and
    crept into the house. I looked into the bedroom through the half closed door
    and she as naked sitting on the side of the bed her big belly and full tits
    exposed, sucking his black cock, as he played with her tits.

    He said "you like that black cock bitch.... don't you?", she mumbled a yes
    nodding, but kept sucking. He then pushed her back and spread her legs her
    pregnant pussy all open and wet and he finger fucked her rubbing her clit
    and she moaned and wriggled with pleasure her big full belly wobbling with
    his fast strokes " I will fuck you like the white whore you are he said,
    give you more of the black seed you begged me to fill you cunt with!!". "You
    wanted it bitch you wanted my seed in your fertile white slut hole!!"
    "Didn't you bitch .. say, say it say what you wanted!!" "She said I wanted
    your seed in me I want your baby your black baby" The anger rose in me at
    how harsh he was with her but I was also very sexually aroused which
    overrode my anger. Hard in the cock soft in the head was very true at that
    time for me!!. "What are you bitch" he said his fingers pumping furiously
    into her pussy her legs in the air her knees bant wide her big belly
    wobbling hard and her tits flopping all full with milk. " I am a white fuck
    whore a black mans white fuck whore.. please I want your cock pleeeease
    please I need it badly.." He then climbed between her thighs pushed her
    spread legs back hard against her milk swollen tits and told her to guide
    his very long cock into her waiting pussy, which she did and in one stroke
    he was deep in her and she moaned loudly and he began to pump her hard and
    fast. I worried about him doing damage but she was not in any pain only wild
    pleasure as he pumped telling her she was having his baby and she was a
    white fuck whore for black use and he was going to get his friends to fuck
    her pregnant arsehole and she begged for him to fuck her hard caling
    endearments to him saying "Fantastic yes fantastic fuck me fuck me
    pleeeease!!" He said the world would see she was a white fuck whore when she
    had his black child and then she let out a loud cry of pleasure and ground
    her pelvis onto his shaft as she had an orgasm with him saying " Thats it
    bitch you love it you love my black cock enjoy it you white slut!!" To my
    horror she cried "yes yes yes!!" clinging hard to him and then he exploded
    in her with a grunt and a moan. I left quickly a ran to my car my cock hard
    as steel and wanting relief. The rest is history with some twists!! She had
    the child it was black and in 1988 we agreed she should have another black
    child and she was bred by a black guy but this time I got to watch every
    session and right through her pregnancy she took black cock whilst I
    watched. Since then I have watched 64 black men fuck her enjoying every one
    fucking my slut wife.

  37. technology advances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    On my 48th birthday my husband had been away six weeks on
    business. I dressed in his favorite outfit: Low-cut red see-through
    blouse, mini skirt, heels, no panties (ever) and no bra for my milky, white
    44D's.
    I work in a large mall department store. My hobby for eight years: At-
    tracting and fucking men, with no condoms or birth control. I love se-
    men spurting into my cervix, filling my uterus. Frankly, it's a tum-on to
    risk impregnation by strangers, but I am careful and always in control.
    For this birthday celebration I broke my rule and carried condoms.
    I was ovulating, and certain to get pregnant otherwise.
    I had fucked over 150 strange cocks-all of them white. But this
    day I phoned a 23 year old black stud who had made advances and even
    shown me his 14" cock! We agreed to meet at the mall parking lot in his
    RV, and he promised to bring as many of his black male friends as
    possible.
    At the RV my 14" friend, 15 other huge-cocked young black men, and
    I were all nude in seconds. My nipples were sucked and chewed. I pulled at
    the heads of the two men working my boobs, holding them tight to my
    44D's; they kept sucking and chewing. My nipples and breasts were
    tortured by heavy-handed squeezing, and then nipple clamps were
    applied. I moaned in exquisite tit agony! After the torture of my tits, my
    cunt was a hot, audibly bubbling pit of overflowing lust mucous.
    Thighs spread, I guided the monster pole into my cunt. With a sloppy
    gulp, my cunt easily took it to the hilt. The naked cock head pressed
    into my open cervix and uterus, almost touching my fertile ova! I asked
    my stud for ten strokes unprotected, and then to pull out and put on a
    condom. His bare cock was my birthday present. After just three strokes,
    my womb, clitoris and cunt began involuntary, slow, rhythmic contrac-
    tions. I began to whimper and cry, knowing I had lost control, and was
    on the brink of orgasm: 'Pull out! I'll be pregnant! Oh, please!"
    Feeling my strong cuntal movements, he grunted, saying, 'All my
    women are knocked up. You're my white bread whore, my slut woman."
    I screamed as my cervix and uterus quivered, sucked and clasped
    his cock in uncontrolled spasms.
    "Don't pull out! Breed me, make me pregnant, gang-fuck me! Push
    your cockheads hard into my cervix when we cum! My uterus! Help me!
    I'm cumming! Hold it hard, deep! Yes!"
    Load after torrential load of hot, sperm-rich semen was fired into my
    ripe, fecund womb. I knew I had been knocked up. My womb violently
    spasmed in orgasm, clamping and sucking the cock head. I felt my
    womb distended from semen overload, the excess belching past his
    cock, down my ass. Black men kept coming to the RV and cumming;
    countless black studs mounted me, firing semen directly into my now-
    pregnant uterus. Boobs bouncing, I rode some 25 cocks, each embedded
    to my cervix. Others took me doggie-fashion. I've been told I fucked 110
    black men (355 fucks) in the 36 hours they kept me.
    Finally, my cunt was a bloated, cum-filled, overflowing mess, my tits
    bruised, swollen and sore, and I was contented and exhausted! At the
    height of the party a referee would allow each man ten strokes or one
    minute in my cunt, and if neither of us orgasmed, the next man would
    take over to reduce waiting.
    My husband soon returns from his trip, and he will find me three
    months pregnant with a black stud's twins! We already have grown chil-
    dren of our own. Anyhow, I had my wildest birthday party ever, and I'm
    looking forward to next year-maybe 37 hours and 111 black men!

  38. Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Slashdot is turning into a streaming porn server.

  39. Been there, done that by DonaldBeckman817 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    we have been doing this for over a year now,
    www.newgenwireless.com
    IT works great, we stay on top of technology. We are currently running on 3 ISM Bands, 900, 2.4, and 5ghz systems. We get lots of business using this, and its MUCH more profitable than dial-up service.
    you gota know what you are doing though, this isn't like throwing a computer together. You have to watch out for interference, know if you need to use FHSS or DSSS, if a band is too noisy, ect... Don't even get me on packet retransmissions due to trees and water!.

    1. Re:Been there, done that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, good - that means I can still use 3.3 GHz and 10 GHz for my amateur radio station links without worrying about the noise floor too much!

      Hz - stands for Hertz - capitalized because it's named after someone. 'G' - standard (IEEE/ISO) abbreviation for 10^^9, also capitalized.

      And, BTW, if you don't like having to deal with packet retransmissions due to trees and water, tough tamales - that's *why* those frequencies are allocated to amateur radio and ISM services, with Part 15 junk as secondary...

    2. Re:Been there, done that by DonaldBeckman817 · · Score: 1

      as is said, to properly use this, you have to know how something about it. I post to wISP mailing list every day, so i tend to get lazy and assume everyone knows i am talking about 902mhz, 2.4ghz, and 5.2-5.8ghz bands. This 'junk' as you call it, is host to over 5000 wISPs nation wide now. We make more use than most (not all) HAM operators on the crapy frequencies that the govt has let us use. We (wISPs) have developed enterprise level hardware (Cisco, waveridder, breezecom, ect) based on this 'junk' as you call it.

      I love HAM operators, I have some very nice ones who are my customers. Even several major ARRL lobbyists are our customers, which has helped in recent decisions to get the govt to open more unlicensed bands.

      BTW, if you check your ARRL handbook, when it talks about ISM bands, it says HAM operators are ALSO secondary users to this band. The only primary users on this band is the few licensed users, and it states you have to make sure you do not cause interference to them, and to part15b users.

  40. Ann Landers, Dead at 83 by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Just read the news on CNN. Famous columnist Ann Landers was found dead her Chicago home this afternoon. There were no further details. Even if you didn't read her newpapaer column, there's no denying her contributions to people that can't make decisions for themselves. Truly an American icon. She will be missed.

  41. So does this mean... by JanusFury · · Score: 2

    That with easier access to wireless internet, the /. editors will finally be able to NOT POST THE SAME THING MULTIPLE TIMES? This is truly the wave of the future ;)

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  42. First Post! Lick My Cattle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Oh you know it you can't step up to the mic I am the king daddy macker of all the ladie types. Peace out to all the dead homeboys we holdin' it down son!!! Fo' real! It's gonna be off da heezy for sheezy cuz? Anyways, without further ado, here's Othello!!! Hey now how's it going on the what? East Side baby!! Word to yo momz!

  43. That 'Economist' sure is great by apwingo · · Score: 1


    I hear they have interesting things to say about the space program.

  44. New Wireless Idea #57 by dmccarty · · Score: 2, Funny

    Send Slashdot headlines to Timothy's cell phone so he can find out when his stories are repeats from yesterday.

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  45. Deja vu... by neo8750 · · Score: 1

    This just mean they changed something in matrix....

  46. From the This-just-in dept. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Timothy posts:

    A relative unknown to the Usenet world, Linus Torvalds has just posted V .1 of his new self created OS called "Linux" Apparently it is based heavily on Minix. He is currently seeking others that are interested in a new Unix like, Posix like OS to be distributed freely via the internet.

    Thats right folks, you heard it here first on Slashdot!

  47. what's "mom and pop"? by d2002xx · · Score: 1

    Would somebody tell me whatr's "mom and pop"? I could not find out it in my dictionary.


    d2002xx@yahoo.co.uk

    1. Re:what's "mom and pop"? by nixterino · · Score: 1

      "Mom and pop" refers to small, often family owned stores and businesses.

  48. Smart Antennas are by vpreHoose · · Score: 2, Informative

    deaf.

    One major reason experienced operators don't go after Smart Antennas is that their gain over regular antennas is only a few dB, usually between 3dB and 7dB. The improvement is easily cancelled out by it raining (-2dB to -4dB) which it does in Europe a great deal, the user changing polarisation by moving the phone from one ear to another (-3dB).

    For 3G (Wideband CDMA) the name of the game is controlling interference from adjacent cells. Cell placement was good enough to do this for 2G, but 3G is far more sensitive to poor cell placement, with the effect felt over several cells. The way operators do this in practice is by planning the interference before placing the cell, or controlling it once the cell is built, or if it is built on an existing 2G site. Smart Antennas make simple planning very difficult, as the exact radiation pattern is not known, or more precisely it changes from one instance of the Monte Carlo simulation used for capacity planning a 3G cell to another.

    Cell breathing due to high capacity, or high power mobiles are a few more variables that make the problem of planning and then running a 3G network far too complex for operators to take a bet on a few extra dB from Smart Antennas.

  49. 50,000 JPGs by The+Porn+Count · · Score: -1

    50,000 free JPGs to the first person who sucks my cock! Softcore, hardcore, S&M, tentacle rape, goats on 12 year olds... I got it all.

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