'Solaris' Screen Adaptation Forthcoming

Jooly Rodney writes "No, not the operating system, the sci-fi novel by Stanislaw Lem, long considered to be a classic of the genre. Apple's movie trailer site features a teaser trailer, and IMDb has George Clooney and Natascha McElhone as the leads Kelvin and Rheya."

Comments

Another one?

[dazed-n-confused]

Andrei Tarkovsky's Russian adaptation of Solaris (1972) was the first, of course, and is widely regarded as a sci-fi classic. Let's hope this isn't another unnecessary Hollywood remake.

Re:Another one?

[Huge Pi Removal]

I know Tarkovsky isn't to *everyone's* tastes, but he had some amazing techniques. Highlights include:

* Very long shots (as in, not the fast cutting you get these days where the average shot length is about 3 seconds). It really adds to the mood of the film, makes you feel like you're part of it.

* The driving scene builds from being a road with a few cars to an immense cacophony of noise, light, etc. It definitely has a point.

* A lot of highly thought-provoking dialogue (something that's rather lacking in most films).

* His autobiography is called "Sculpting in Time", which ought to give you some idea of what he's trying to *do* with his films.

And to answer the poster below, maybe Lem didn't like the film, but I bet he wouldn't like some brash American remake either. I'm sorry, but at least Tarkovsky turned the novel (or ideas contained therein) into something worth watching and learning from, rather than a sloppy piece of entertainment-action.

'spose I'd better stop ranting now...

Re:Trailer showing before Minority Report

[Oily Tuna]

James Cameron, Steven Soderbergh, and George Clooney

My God, it's full of stars!

Re:Aw man!

[Alsee]

I was looking forward to a movie based on an operating system...

I hereby declare open season on "Microsoft Windows - the movie" jokes!

After the previews - the screen turns blue.

You go to your local 12 screen megaplex and Windows is playing on all 12.

Any time anyone enters or leaves the theater they have to restart the movie.

You have to show a valid passport to enter the theater.
Your passport serial number is used as a permanent tracking number.

The MPAA initially rates it as "unsuitable for general audiences", but becomes strangely cooperative after having lunch with Microsoft's laywers.

It requires projectors with a proprietary variable frame rate technology.

The admission is $120 and includes a free Microsoft popcorn, free Microsoft Cola, and a free Microsoft CD player (incompatible format with DRM).

30 minutes of the footage will have to be patched the day it's released.

There will be a sequel every 2 years.
Episode 3.0 will be the first one to hit theaters. Unlike Star Wars, you really really don't want to see the prequels.

It won't appear free on TV a few years later.

The soundtrack will feature the songs "Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers" and "Monkey Dance" preformed by Steve Ballmer.

The commercial for Windows with mention that Penguins may carry rabies and Apples may cause food poisoning.

Six slashdot readers (always the same six) will post here saying they LIKE the movie, and all the negative reviews are unfair Microsoft bashing.

You call movie phone (777-FILM) and discover the greeting has changed to "Welcome to Microsoft's Moviephone..."

When they deliver the film to the theater they will install new security doors. A week later a major newspaper will run a story saying that back doors are unlocked on all the theaters. Microsoft will blame the reporter. As a fix, Microsoft sends "Exit only" stickers for the back doors. 3 days later there's an article about a buffer overflow in the popcorn machine. 2 days later they find a buffer overflow in the restroom.

A talking paperclip will appear in the corner of the screen and say "It looks like you're watching a movie!"

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