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CD Copying Kiosks Endorsed in Australia
Iron Sun writes: "While the story is somewhat misleading in stating that the plan legalises piracy, CD copying kiosks have been given the go ahead here in Australia. It will be interesting to see what the Australian Recording Industry Association says about this. Supposedly the plan involves royalty payments to ARIA, but where artists stand is not discussed."
Q. What do you call chewed up food in a man's belly?
A. Elizabeth Smart.
[marketroid] Oh and make sure we use professional burners for our kiosks so we can claim superior sound quality.
[engineer] What do you mean?
[marketroid] I used to copy my stuff at a friend's place because he had a superior cassette deck. I want people to feel the same way with our kiosks.
[engineer] But... cassettes are analog, cd's are digital!
[marketroid] Hey kid, I'm the manager here. Do your job and I do mine, mmmkay? Now get lost.
Yes, in fact they come in a variety of petrollium jelly flavors. We have apple, orange, strawberry and grape.
No, only priests are allowed to do that. Geeesh, when will people learn.
I like to use both hands with one cupping the head. Then when I've spurted onto my fist, I rub the cum over my arse crack and give myself a good fingering with my own juice. I also like to masturbate with other people. In a secluded place in the sun, lying on a lounge chair outside, I lift my ass onto a small pillow, put KY jelly on my left hand, stroke my cock, letting the sun warm my balls. This encourages the KY jelly to run down my ass crack, so I can insert a finger of my right hand from behind, into my anus. After I cum, I lie back in the sun and have a little nap -- wake up horny again. Sun + sex + solo is wonderful!! I like going back summersault (ass over face) so my cock is pointing at my face. This way I can have the clear sticky pre-cum drip onto my face, have great close up looks at my cock and squirt my load down into my open mouth. I usually squirt twice into my mouth and then splash my face with the rest. I love watching this in a mirror!!
I like to lay on my back with my boxers at my ankles... Then I take it slow.. then fast.. then slow....then as I cum, i caress my balls....and let my jizz go all over my nuts...
tonight was first time I had anal sex with a woman, 25 years younger then me. We were lying on her waterbed talking about our past sexual experiences when she ask me if I had ever fucked anyone in their ass. I said no, and she said I could fuck her ass but I first had to kiss her ass. She got on her hands and knees and stuck her beautiful ass in my face. I started kissing her ass and finally ran my tongue in her asshole. I kept this up for about 10 minutes while she came twice from my tongue in her ass. She told me to put two fingers in her asshole which I did and fingerfuck her asshole and she came again. She said she was ready for my cock in her ass now so I slowly feed my cock in her asshole. It was an incredible feeling having never done it before. As I was fucking her ass she was tell me how good it felt and she loved getting fucked in the ass. When I told her I was ready to cum she said "Shit yes, fuck my asshole and fill it with cum". I didn't think I would stop cumming as I filled her asshole with my cum. We saw each other off and on for the next three years and I would kiss and fuck her asshole sometimes with a dildo in her pussy as she liked two cocks in her at the same time. I haven't seen her for four years but I will never forget her.
Some of us are not poor and don't care, because we can actually afford not to steal all our entertainment.
why not? whats wrong with eating a pez candy that has marinated in my asshole for a week?
we don't have the RIAA here we have ARIA
yet another stupid american opens his mouth *sigh*
i see stupid americans, their everywhere
Shhhh... don't point out most slashbot's are hypocritical, they don't like it when you do that.
Woops...
Think nothing is impossible? Try slamming a revolving door.
And it's spelled "sick", not "sic". Altough I wouldn't go so far as saying that the whole concept of legalising-an-illegal-activity-that-was-legal-most -of-the-time-after-all is "sick". Stupid, yes, but sick is maybe a bit too much.
[sorry, too much time without my red pill... and yes, I do know what "sic" means. It's something about that girl, Gloria Mundi, right?]
free the mallocs!