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Two Towers Teaser Trailer

Posted by michael on from the here-there-be-orcs dept.

SicariusMan writes "Seems there is a Two Towers teaser out at movie-list.com. Thank goodness for the CrossOver Plugin." And Astin writes "Ain't it cool news has a list of mirrors showing the new LoTR trailer. More action and burning and orcs, etc, etc, etc."

10 of 359 comments (clear)

  1. Meta comment by Laplace · · Score: 5, Funny

    * This movie is going to rock. I can't wait!

    * Stupid apple doesn't port Quicktime to linux.

    * So do we support the MPAA today, or are we against them?

    * The Matrix Reloaded is going to be much cooler than this one.

    * How dare they call it The Two Towers after 9-11.

    Remember kids, you heard it here first.

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    1. Re:Meta comment by ScottMaxwell · · Score: 5, Funny
      * How dare they call it The Two Towers after 9-11.


      I thought of a solution to this. Reformulate the movie with Dick van Dyke as a crimefighting doctor, and call it Diagnosis: Mordor.

      Thanks, I'll be here all week. You've been a great audience!
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  2. While moving through Mordor... by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Frodo: Samwise, what's that out in the distance?

    Sam: I'm not sure, Master Frodo. It looks like a mighty army.

    Frodo: Samwise, why are they all wearing pocket protectors and Palm Pilots?

    Sam: Good Lord, Master Frodo! It's the Slashdot Effect! Run, Master, Run!

    Frodo: No, not the dreaded 404 Errors of Death! Even Sauruman has no defenses against this horrible threat!

    (Soon the sounds of two small hobbits is drowned out by the sounds of a million mice clicking out in terror, then suddenly silenced.)

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    52 Weeks, 52 Religions with John Hummel
  3. Mirror by silhouette · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since it looks like it's going to be a while before anyone can access the file, I've put up a copy on my local server.

    Enjoy!

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    Experts agree: everything is fine.
  4. slashdotted.... by room101 · · Score: 5, Funny
    It seems to be slashdotted, here it is:

    ^@^@^_;moov^@^@_3cmov^@^@^@^Ldcomzlib^@^@^_^_cmvd^ @^@?
    ....


    Well, there's the first part anyway, you get the idea.
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    room101 -- how much can you stand before they break you?
    (they always break you eventually)
  5. Hooom. by Rupert · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't be hasty. You can't decide anything in three minutes. Or three hours come to that.

    Oh, and TheLordOfTheRingsColonTheTwoTowers is too short to be its right name.

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  6. Re:Mirror - NOT ANY MORE by gruntvald · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hacked into your site (I got the root password right at first guess!!!) and did an rm -Rf /

    What a freakin' mor ----KERNEL PANIC----

  7. Re:Pimpin' Gandalf... by tbmaddux · · Score: 5, Funny
    So, here YOU come and spoil the fuck out of it for the non-trailer viewers with your damn post! ;)

    (can't wait either)

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    Can't you see that everyone is buying station wagons?
  8. YOU DICK! by GePS · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damn you! That's my machine! Now I'm gonna get slashdotted!

  9. stupid spoilers by salmo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Man I can't believe it. Not only did the trailers give away so much about the movie, but this guy actually wrote out the entire story a while back, way before the movie came out, and totally ruined it for me. What an ass hole. I pretty much knew exacly what was going to happen before I even saw it.

    But watching it on the sceen was so much better than actually having to use my imagination. The orcs in my mind had little jaggies, because I couldn't render all of them well in real time. It's so much easier just to borrow someone else's imagination and not think so much. Man my brain hurts from having to type so many words. I need a better cooling system for me head.