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Salon in Dire Straits
An anonymous reader submits this well-linked blurb:
"It appears the end may be near for Salon Media Group. Their auditors doubt the company can stay in business for very much longer. Despite recently reaching nearly 40,000 subscribers, they haven't been able to make up for lost ad revenue in a down market. As a result, they've accumulated a deficit of about $75 million. Their best known asset, besides Salon.com, may be The Well, one of the earliest and most influential online communities. I hope that it can survive if Salon does not."
i apologise. i saw it had no replies and i just HAD to try. sorry. but 3rd aint so bad i guess.
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Teach a man to fish and he'll complain that you aren't providing lifetime fishing employment.
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Sometimes I don't know why I try...
Uh, right-wingers are right-wingers because they want lower taxes, and they want lower taxes because they're in higher tax brackets, and they're in higher tax brackets because they're rich. Rich right-wingers support right-wing media, and well. Left-wingers don't have as much money, which is why they support the hell out of high taxes to support government spending. Left-wing media gets nada.
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lameness filter is lame, therefore it should enter an infinate loop that will destroy slashdot, why doesnt it? ugh
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - the US Pledge of Allegiance
was found unconstitutional in a federal court of appeals this morning. There
weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will
miss it - even if you didn't enjoy the "under God" clause, there's no denying its
contributions to thought control. Truly an American icon.
Go to hell!
Damn, it felt good to say that.
Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!