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Microsoft Discloses Security Flaws in XP and WMPlayer
An anonymous reader writes: "Salon is running a story on Microsoft's disclosure of a number of security flaws in WinXP and Windows Media Player, versions 6.4 and 7.1. The story also states that there are 2 critical vulnerabilities in Commerce Server 2000. Will I ever get the bang for my MS buck?"
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And did those trolls,
In tedious times,
Shit upon Jon Katz' ar-tic-les
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'Till we have built MSDN,
On Taco's gay and bankrupt site.
Analysis of the lyrics of White Room
YHBT. Dickhead.
Ummm, I think anyone who hasn't seen planet of the apes, or at least 1 Charlton Heston movie doesn't deserve modertor points.