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Spelunking in Las Vegas
LowellPorter writes "There's an article here about some reporters who check out the sewers in Vegas after a known criminal escapes a police dragnet through them. They expect to find lots of people living in there, but only end up interviewing a couple of bums."
If I don't get a job soon that might not sound like such a bad idea!
No todo lo que es oro brilla
They aren't bums, they're just smelly Open Sores programmers!
They expect to find some people living in there, but only end up interviewing a couple of bums who live there.
And the news is where? I expected it to take 15 minutes to drive to work today. I was wrong, it took 25, there was construction. I should write an article about my trip and post to slashdot.
Mod me down if you want, but this story isn't worthy of a real comment.
-Pete
Soccer Goal Plans
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Dirty GNU Hippie community when last month IDC confirmed that Rancid Smelling GNU Hippies account for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all humans Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Natty haired greasy GNU Hippie have lost more market share this news serves to reinforce what weve known all along Reeking Linux Hippies are collapsing in complete disarray as further exemplified by failing dead last sysadminmagcom in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive usrbinsh test You dont need to be a Kreskin amdestcom to predict the future of the Stinking sweaty Linux hippie The hand writing is on the wall Foulstenched GNU hippies with swampy armpits face a bleak future In fact there wont be any future at all for them because they are dying Things are looking very bad for Hairybacked GNU hippie As many of us are already aware they continue to lose market share Red ink flows like a river of blood Lets keep to the facts and look at the numbers Troll leader Anonymouse Coward states that there are 7000 goatsecx trolls How many ascii art trolls are there Lets see The number of goatsecx versus ascii art posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1 Therefore there are about 70005 1400 ascii art trolls Pimplyfaced GNU hippies posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of ascii art posts Therefore there are about 700 Dirty GNU Hippies A recent article put first post at about 80 percent of the troll market Therefore there are 700014007004 36400 first post trolls This is consistent with the number of first posts All major surveys show that Putrid smelling greasy GNU hippies have steadily declined in market share Slashdot is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim If Grubby Smelly Linux Hippies are to survive at all it will be among troll hobbyist dabblers Slashdot continues to decay Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time For all practical purposes Dirty GNU Hippies are dead
-pwpbot
+1, Ewwwww
Thanks for ruining my morning!
=)
Bitchslapped. Neat.
Personally, I'm curious why the personal habits of the Slashdot editors need to be declared on the front page. What they do behind closed doors is their own business, and I'm really not against homosexuals on principle, but an article about ass spelunking? Gimme a break.
...and still people like Yucky Nono (Yoko Ono) and the Rolling Stones are allowed to live... *Sigh* Where's the justice?
Alright bums are people unless you started calling other beings "bums" as well but you know how it is - i know of several undergrad kids who call themselves bums :O ) or perhaps someone could post how Orbitz is being seen as a potential monopoly that could airline travel in the near future.
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No wait - i know what they were expecting - a drug cartel, a casino and a mall - boy it sure hurts and disappoints when all you find is a couple of bums and not people.
Alright that was a little attempt at irony - are we having another slow day here ? We can talk about WorldComm or perhaps about the upcoming issue of Playboy which has an "infotech administrator" and "datebase admin" among a group of ten women from Enron (i hear tongues now
Just my 2$ - 2cents??? Heard about inflation?
Atari2600
Nah, nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition.
No, he's the most condescending fucker on the face of the planet, other than rde--who doesn't consider bums human.
retard moderators galore
Be wary of any facts that confirm your opinion.
Sheesh, have a sense of humour for crying out loud. Morons.
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