Can You Hear Me Now?
squarefish writes "CNN has this story about a hiker stranded in South America's Andes mountains when a blizzard begins. He reaches into his backpack for his cell phone -- only to find his prepaid minutes are up. Out of nowhere, a phone company solicitor is calling on his cell phone, asking if he would like to buy more time. Is this convenient or what?"
Oh, God, you're an asshole.
What if it was someone trying to save your life?
As my father lik@(munch munch)...
World of sleaze by regurgitator is another good one to put on. Fits in with slashdot editors nicely.
Think nothing is impossible? Try slamming a revolving door.