Moon Rock Winds Up In Court
Lothar+0 writes "In United States v. Lucite ball containing lunar material (an actual case, I'm not making this up, folks), the feds are suing to get back a moon rock from an American who brought it back from Honduras. They're alleging that this rock from the Apollo 17 mission is stolen property; ironic considering that NASA took something that wasn't under U.S. jurisdiction."
Here's a good example of "in rem" sillyness:
These forfeiture laws are a mockery of the constitution and are a throwback to the days when property used in a crime became property of the Crown.
<sarcasm>But hey, none of us are drug dealers so we have nothing to worry about when the government defecates on the constitution, right?</sarcasm>
Oh well.
No, I suggest the Janet Reno method. Run in with H&K MP5's and shove a barrel up the defendant's nostril.
Then he'll let the poor moon rock go back to it's father.
"Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives" should be a convenience store, not a government agency.