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Cell Phones: Japan vs. the United States
Stirland writes "Cell phones/Connectivity: Japan and the United States: Worlds Apart on Wireless. Interesting analysis of the economic and cultural reasons for why the Japanese kick Americans' butts when it comes to wireless cell phone technology and usage."
Scienific proof:
When the Americans blew up Afghanistan, this is regarded as "kick Afghanistan's ass" therefore the land mass of a country is regarded as an ass. To also comply with the expression "Kick Taliban butt" implies that the land mass is an ass, plus the people in the land mass are kicked whilst in the ass. The only thing in an ass is 1) Shit and 2) Flesh&Blood. Additionally to comply with the phrase, "God damn Taliban" implies a taboo around the object, there is no taboo regarding flesh & blood, however shit is taboo in many cultures, e.g. eating shit is abhorrent to many cultures.
Conclusion:
Therefore Afghanistanis are shit inside an ass called Afghanistan.
Conversely, the Taliban say the same things about the United States, so therefore all people everywhere are shit living in their country (which is an ass).
Limitation of Liability:
To contradict this conclusion, you must prove that Rupert Murdoch sometimes lies.
A caveman dreams of being us, the incalculable power and riches. We dream of being Q, then what?
Eevrone knows Americans have higher erections than Japanese... but when they do, there are not that many people around.