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A Foundry in Every Kitchen

Posted by michael on from the we-are-not-responsible-if-you-burn-your-arm-off dept.

WolfWithoutAClause writes "Bored with making the same old food or plasma in your microwave? David Reid sounds like he is. He's using his domestic microwave oven to melt iron, silver and bronze! Over 900C! I don't know about you, but I'm going to be checking the temperature of my pizza rather more carefully in future..."

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  1. Join the trolls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Details:

    IRC Server - 208.252.182.107
    Port - 6667
    Channel - #trolls

    You need an IRC client to chat on the IRC server.

    1. Re:Join the trolls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      My God. It's like e.e. cummings. That is genius.

  2. Where the hell do they find you people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Actually, I'm not even sure if you're a person.

  3. YOU NEED A GOOD COCKPUNCHING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    If I ever meet you I will kick your ass! ;) I 3 u :)=* U Die now

  4. Goto H-E-Double Hockey Sticks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I saw the flying card 138 I will have you destroyed it is no monkey off my back you see hear boy I am the king do aldfjal adflad BLAH BLAH BLAH I am king You shall listen and respect and revere my decisions on all the chinese food matters. Now

    1. Re:Goto H-E-Double Hockey Sticks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Don't bend over to reach for the soap.

      Though I'm sure you already know that.

  5. I love you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Now die.

    1. Re:I love you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Yes, the proper way to dispose of kittens is at the pound with lots of lethal chemicals. (Drowning is an option where that service is unavailable. And where water is scarce, people have been known to use a sack and a brick.)

      But it makes our minds hurt to think about that, so no one does.

      Beats starvation.

  6. adf by redhotchil · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    haha you troll

  7. Re:NOOBEE Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Please don't encourage these people, Open Source has a bad enough image with the general public already. People don't need to think that there are raging lunatics involved as well as the proverbial "dirty hippies" that Joe trailer park is always hearing about.

  8. Sex With My Hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Thinking of you starving sometimes makes me want to have sex with my hand, sometimes.

  9. You are an assmonkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    If you took the balls out of your mouth, I might have some idea what you were saying.

    1. Re:You are an assmonkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      If you pay me enough, I'll tell you the secret of how a person can get his own balls in there.

  10. Re:NOOBEE Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Do not chop the kitties in half. If you do, you will never be able to sculpt them into shapes that realize their true potential..

    It is likely that these thoughts in your head are the result of a dog with mind control capabilities. Look for any dogs that you know who hate cats. If you find such a dog around you, superglue it's eyes shut to protect yourself.

  11. I can't believe that... by FatBobSmith · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    nobody has even "imagined a beowulf cluster of these!" Woo hoo! Frist Psot! ...ok, I'm done. Mod me straight to hell please.

  12. Yes, but you forgot... by Sir+Homer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...computer moniters can give you cancer, using a 801.222b/a wireless NIC gives you cancer, and living in a concreate house can give you cancer, and drinking soda can give you cancer, oh did I mension that wind gives cancer as well because of Nuclear fallout from testing which is and will be carried around the Earth for thousands of years?

    Everything gives cancer. You'll even get cancer if you live in the middle of a fucking forest in a lead house and eat nothing but blueberries (cancer fighting food) all day.

  13. Re:NOOBEE Question by Buck2 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Joe Trailer Park is a proper noun and should be capatilized as such, mother fucker.

    --

    As my father lik@(munch munch)... ....
  14. The original digital communications system by nojayuk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    All you need to do is jigger the door safety switches on a Walmart Blue Tag special and learn Morse code. Open and shut the door to send text messages.

    I would suggest *not* standing in front of the microwave while doing this.

  15. Re:DOH .... by DrSkwid · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    fantastic

    --
    There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
  16. XP is so much more stable then Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Windows XP You'll want it even more after trying Linux. Like Linux, it also "never crashes". It's true, Windows 98 crashes all over itself when under stress, but the Windows user interface blows KDE and GNOME and all the others away, as does the hardware support. Even the Windows 3.1 GUI is more stable and user friendly than what Linux has cropping up around it.