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LotR Two Towers Trailer Online

A few people have pointed out that Apple has put a trailer online for The Two Towers, so if you have broadband and the ability to play video in Apple's favorite format, you can check it out. I'm 0 for 2, so I guess I'll wait. Besides, its only a half a year away ;)

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  1. Re:The what towers? by AltGrendel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, his name was Entwhistle after all.

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  2. Re:Who Towers? by ElJefe · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's just a Freudian slip. You know, like when you say one thing and mean your mother...

    -Chris

  3. Spoiler alert by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Funny
    A few people have pointed out that Apple has put a trailer online for The Who Towers

    Huh. Keep your eyes open for "Entwhistle the White", I guess...

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    1. Re:Spoiler alert by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 5, Funny

      With a guest appearance by Tommy Bombadil, the blind creature of the forest who can play a mean game of pinball...

  4. He stands like a statue... by carlos_benj · · Score: 5, Funny

    Becomes part of the machine
    Bad spelin's comin' at you
    His grammar is obscene
    Ain't seen nothin' like him
    In any other website at all
    That /. wizard sure trys to get any mention of The Who into a headline even if it don't rhyme and messes up the cadence of the song.....

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    As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.

  5. Come One, Come All! by Mulletproof · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anal typo bitches unite! Now is your chance to display your stupendous powers of observation, your razor sharp intellect and Sahara dry wit as you keenly point out Who, not What is wrong with this article! Be the envy of your friends,your family, even your dog! Be the first to score a redundant toda-- er... um... ok, nevermind. Join ATB now and recieve a 30% discount off our already low membership rates!

    ~Ahem~ On the topic, I'm am heartend by the fact by the fact these were all filmed at nearly the same time, by the same director. It'll ensure there is no dumbing down as oft happens in sequels these days... Batman comes to mind... I'm sure Spider Man will suffer the same fate... They go from serious to "lets star Jim Carrie in one of these! Wouldn't that be great?!" or "I like the character design. Name? Ummm.. Jar-Jar. See? Kinda just rolls off the tongue."

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  6. Spoilers in LOTR by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's just get all the spoilers out in the open to get it open with:

    Saruman is Gandalf's father.
    Frodo and Samwise are brother and sister.
    Legolas? He's an elf.
    Liv Tyler is really a genetic experiment to see how hot Steve Tyler's lips look on a woman.
    Mordor's primary export? Orcs and spam.
    Gimli? He's a dwarf.
    Having 1,000,000,000 orcs in your army: 1,000,000,000 gold pieces. Having Strider leading your army? Priceless.
    Frodo? He's a hobbit.

  7. Re:The Who Towers? by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

    Methinks CmdrTaco was entirely too hasty with his message, harrroom harrrrooooommm, very hasty indeed.

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    I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.