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Bogus Harry Potter Book In China

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the how-to-make-some-ebay-scratch dept.

elveu writes "Chinese Harry Potter fans have been blessed with the fifth book early -- only it's not the real one. The title translates to 'Harry Potter And Leopard Walk Up To Dragon.' The story has Harry getting turned into a fat hairy drawf and being void of his powers."

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  1. The Sixth Harry Potter book soon to follow... by mrsam · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Harry Potter, and the Wrath Of The Troll", wherein Harry Potter is turned into a slashdot editor that can't spell.

  2. Re:Titles by JCCyC · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, the fake versions of the sixth and seventh book will be titled "Harry Potter Slay Dragon", and "Harry Potter Steal Dragon Treasure".

    The manuscripts were discovered when buyers found that each only contained 2 pages of text, and a lot of blank pages.

    Harry: What happen?
    Teacher: Someone set up us the spell.
    Harry: Crystal ball turn on.
    Teacher: It's you!
    Dragon: How are you gentlemen?
    Dragon: All your magic are belong to us.

    to be continued...

  3. The real title by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    (* The story has Harry getting turned into a fat hairy drawf and being void of his powers." *)

    Perhaps they should have called it, "Harry Gets Married".

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