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MS Palladium Patent

Concerned Citizen writes "cryptome has Microsoft's patent for Palladium. Including such gems as: 2. The computerized method of claim 1, wherein protecting the rights-managed data comprises: refusing to load the untrusted program into memory. 14. The computerized method of claim 1, further comprising: restricting a user to a subset of available functions for manipulating the rights-managed data. And I'm sure we'll all be coerced to agree to Palliadium during a future security patch agreement."

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  1. Do you hear that too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think I'm hearing "The Imperial March" in the background. Weird.

  2. The Declaration of Software Freedom by 3seas · · Score: 3, Funny


    To juxtapose the Patent against:

    The Declaration of Software Freedom

    (read the whole thing!) of which a subpart is:

    "Current Software Commercial Organizations ...
    hide source code to keep developers divided, disenfranchised and
    dependent; tie inferior products to dominant ones; defiantly violate and
    avoid court orders; quash promising competitive start-ups; leverage
    dominant products into other, unrelated businesses; carve up markets to
    eliminate real competition; utilize predatory pricing practices to
    foreclose competition; commoditize and objectify their customers by making
    them captive; cause developers to constantly re-invent the wheel by hiding
    the source code; exercise general thuggish behavior in business dealings;
    compel weak competitors to destroy their own innovative products to
    protect established profitable ones; fail to respond to customer requests
    and needs in a timely fashion; exploit natural "choke-holds" in the
    economy for their own advantages; manipulate and delay technological
    progress to maintain supremacy; hide coding bugs thereby jeopardizing
    stability and security; de-humanize software developers by considering
    them as "inputs" or "assets"; stifle innovation; "embrace and extend" or
    otherwise pollute open standards in order to break and appropriate them;
    use exclusionary contract provisions to enforce censorship over disclosure
    of bugs and defects; shut-off or block channels of distribution to
    legitimate competitors; announce vaporware to foreclose adoption of real
    competitive products; frustrate, taunt and antagonize governmental
    officials protecting the public interest; truncate choices; create
    confusion and frustration in users by selling inferior code; take the
    innovations developed by others as their own; practice differential
    pricing to punish those that oppose them; misinform and exploit users;
    use undocumented features as an anti-competitive device; suppress the
    open, efficient and free nature of the scientific method by keeping the
    code secret; purposefully break the code of competitors so that there are
    code inoperabilities across products; prohibit friends from sharing
    software with friends; coerce their users to fore-go promising competitive
    technologies; use overly restrictive and exclusionary contracts against
    weaker competitors; and perform other anti-social, anti-competitive and
    improper acts to establish, maintain and extend their software
    monopolies." ....well does this mean the above needs modification of does it mean the
    Patent, being a public accessiable document, can be turn into evidence
    against MS, for which they cannot remove from public access?

  3. Yeah, but I don't think it was Microsoft... by da+cog · · Score: 5, Funny

    I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of server processes suddenly cried out in terror, and suddenly silenced.

    I feel something terrible has happened.

    *** SOME TIME LATER ***

    KONQUEROR: Our position's correct except... no cryptome.org.

    ME: What do you mean? Where is it?

    KONQUEROR: That's what I'm trying to tell you, kid, it ain't there. It's been totally blown away.

    ME: How?

    It's been destroyed... by the Slashdot.

    KONQUEROR: The Slashdot crowd couldn't take down the whole site! It would take ten thousand people with more free time than I've...

    *Alarm bell goes off* ...*** TO BE CONTINUED ***

    --
    Snarkiness is inversely proportional to wisdom because it emphasizes feeling right rather than being right.