Dirty Tricks of Presentors
A reader writes "Perl expert Mark Jason Dominus gave a great talk last month in St. Louis on how to give a good conference presentation.
There's nothing specific to Perl, and a lot of people
said they thought it was the most useful talk at the conference even though they didn't think they'd be doing a conference presenation any time soon. Mark also wrote up some notes
that explain the parts he forgot to put on the slides."
OMG - It it true. Here's a link:
Natalie a lesbian
**SLASHDOT LOVE** I was actually at this presentation by Mark Jason Dominus. One of his primary tips was dropping your panties around your ankles, bending over, and taking a huge dump on the audience. I was a little skeptical about this, but who was I to doubt such an impressive Perl expert? He actually demonstrated this to us. He bent over, and sprayed us with his own dung. It flung across my face and splattered all over the fat lady next to me. Oh well, an interesting presentation indeed.
This article seems very interesting. Where can I find more like it? Does it recommend poopying ze panties?!?!?!?! **SLASHDOT LOVE**