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Milestones in the Annals of Junkmail

Posted by timothy on from the your-royal-highness-you-are-getting-a-dell dept.

fdc writes: "Web pages are a great source of postal addresses for direct mailers. Judging by some of the addresses we've seen recently, it's evident that the data is harvested not by humans, but by computer programs that scan web pages for names and addresses. Several weeks ago we (the Kermit Project at Columbia University) announced a new release of our Kermit 95 communication software for Windows -- SSH, secure FTP, etc; cousin of C-Kermit for Unix (search Freshmeat). Since this was a major release, we chose a new icon for it: the Columbia crown. A web page explained that this is the emblem of Columbia University: the crown of King George the II of England (1727-1760), who founded Columbia in 1754. JUST ONE WEEK LATER guess who received a postcard from Dell."

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  1. Dude... by InterruptDescriptorT · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thou art getting a Dell!

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    1. Re:Dude... by FueledByRamen · · Score: 2, Funny

      A DELL?!?! Thou shalt be drawn and quartered for thine suggestion of a DELL!

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  2. Hey it's Obligatory! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Forsooth Royal Dude, you're getting a ye olde Dell!

  3. I hear that 31337 isn't a real zipcode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    But that's what I always write when asked. Poor dudes at the postal services.

    1. Re:I hear that 31337 isn't a real zipcode by lukegalea1234 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I live in canada so 90210 was the only real postal code I know.. I use it whenever I go to a non canada friendly site.

  4. Re:new techinques by Kickstart70 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh geez...the owner of somebody@something.com is gonna be pissed!

    Kickstart

  5. Why Dell and fundamentalist religion... by uberred · · Score: 2, Funny

    are incompatible...

    Dude, you're going to hell!

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  6. Time to seed some pages by SeanTobin · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would just love to throw out a page with addresses like:

    Zephram Cochrane
    c/o Phoenix Research Institute
    186000 Miles Avenue
    Central, Montana 01701

    Seven Nine
    2349 Tendara Street
    Unimatrix, CA 79301

    John Kelly
    2032 Gravaton Ave.
    Mars, NC 02376

    Tobin Dax
    2135 Bajor Parkway
    Symbiant, UT 02230

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    1. Re:Time to seed some pages by orthogonal · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about:

      Get A. Life
      123 Too Much Time On My Hands Street
      Trekkieopolis, Nerdinistan

      Dude, you're NOT gettin' a life!

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    2. Re:Time to seed some pages by balloonpup · · Score: 2, Funny

      The time has come for all good nerds to come to the aid of their country. I ask of you now, Nerdinistan, yea or nay?!

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  7. Federal Felony by Snowgen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't it a Federal felony to read the post card if you're not King Geoge? Never mind scanning and posting someone else's mail on the web without their permission! :)

  8. Re:Mod Parent Up by binner1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The person responsible for this spam has just been sacked...

    The person repsonsible for the person responsible for this spam has just be sacked...

    Or something thereabouts! Sorry MP.

    -Ben

  9. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  10. Re:Isn't Dell the company... by istartedi · · Score: 3, Funny

    uses prison labor to make their computers?

    Dude, you're gettin' a cell.

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  11. The true test by Fat+Casper · · Score: 3, Funny
    Is whether or not ye King gets a pre-approved credit card application. Make sure the bills are sent c/o the office of Exchequer.

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  12. Let's use the system by Bouncings · · Score: 4, Funny
    Here we go:

    The Devil
    1 Microsoft Way
    Redmond, WA 98052


    Jack Fuck-me-in-the-ass Valenti
    MPAA
    15503 Ventura Boulevard
    Encino, CA 91436

    Just to start off with a few.

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