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Will Earth Expire By 2050?

_josh writes: "Will overconsumption force humanity off this planet in less than 50 years? It may sound sci-fi, but according to the WWF in this story at the Observer, it's entirely possible. Maybe now I can convince my brother not to buy that SUV ..." Take with as large a grain of salt as you think appropriate.

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  1. WWF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    A planet controlled by wrestlers? The devil, you say!

  2. You consumption weenies better watch out! by metalhed77 · · Score: 4, Funny

    cuz i'll take you down in a steEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL CAGE!

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  3. Re:Bah... by whiteranger99x · · Score: 5, Funny

    This reminds me of what George Carlin said in one of his stand-up shows...

    "It's a self correcting system...The Planet is fine.....The PEOPLE are fucked!"

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  4. Committed to education by Inexile2002 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I disagree with what you did to that town, but you really need to admire your town's commitment to education. I personally wouldn't starve to death for anyone's homework assignment.

  5. Re:World Wrestling Foundation? by jeffehobbs · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...all we really need to do is create a few more peons, build a couple farms, a lumber mill and find another gold mine. No sweat.

    ~jeff

  6. Re:World Wrestling Foundation? by nettdata · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's a load of crap; algae are responsible for the majority of carbon-dioxide recycling, and it's always been that way.

    Which is PRECISELY why I haven't cleaned out my fridge in over 3 years... I'm just trying to do my part for the cause!

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  7. Re:Another option? by stirfry714 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, I had a cool history teacher who let me get away with things like that, but other teachers were not so great...

    My econ teacher (referenced above) was also my government teacher. We had a Mock Congress. I chose to be a Republican after losing a week-long fight to be a Libertarian ("No, we're only doing the two real parties", she says).

    So I'm the Senate Minority Leader, with 22 Republicans (this is Northern California). I manage to get my friend elected as the Senate President Pro-Temp, primarily by telling all the Democrats I knew that I would *hate* for her to get elected - so they voted for her.

    She then turns around, and to be "fair", gives the Republicans HALF of the committee chairs. Not none, like in real life, or even 20% as a fair ratio, but 50%! As you can imagine, the committee chairs killed every single Democratic bill.

    When we got to the floor, I used every trick in the book to kill bills. I made sure my two whips were the student body leader and the football team captain and suddenly Democrats were defecting left and right. I even pulled off a fillibuster.

    End result: Two bills passed that Senate. And they were both Republican bills. That's with 22 out of 100 members... pretty darn successful.

    And my grade? I got a D. Why? Because, in the words of the teacher, "I wasn't being cooperative and participating in a constructive manner.."

    I was the MINORITY leader!! Since when am I supposed to be cooperative?!?!?!

    Anyways, sorry for the long rant, but some of these teachers... some of them are great, but others just need to learn about the real world before trying to teach it to others.

  8. Re:No. by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 5, Funny

    One time there was this somewhat heavy snowstorm and I was riding up the hill to my house in a Dodge Caravan minivan.

    We passed by at least 5 SUVs of the type that are made and marketed to those who never take it on a rougeher road than their driveway, all stuck helpless in the snow while our fucking MINIVAN was having no problems.

    Tim

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  9. Flamebait? by thales · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ah the expected response from a coward liberal with mod points. Anything that dosen't agree with their PC viewpoint is a flame. They are less open to views crictical of their view than Stalin and Hitler.

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