Chicken-Feather Chips
gtaylor writes "The Washington Post reports that University of Delaware chemical engineer proposes to replace silicon with chicken feather composites -- since the feathers apparently make the electrons fly. (Unlike turkeys.)"
...a beowulf cluster of chicken feathers! And after that we get to cook the chickens up Tasty Extra Crispy [tm]!!!!
Ever notice how you can always tell if you're in da ghetto if you can see a Church's Chicken?