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Coffepot Computer

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the why-the-hell-not dept.

marshman113 submitted quite possibly the most important innovation in case design since the internal hard drive: here is a coffee pot computer. Yes this guy actually integrated two of the greatest innovations of mankind into one convenient case!

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  1. I wonder. . . by oyenstikker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does he use the CDROM drives as cup holders?

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  2. Java? by GothChip · · Score: 5, Funny

    So does it run Java?

    I'll get me coat.

    1. Re:Java? by ejaw5 · · Score: 3, Funny

      [user@coffeepot]$ java brewcoffee.class
      select no. of cups: 4
      reg or decaff(1-regular, 2-decaff): 1
      {cpu jumps to 100% utilization for 5 minutes to generate heat for the boiler}

      Coffee brew complete. Enjoy.

      [user@coffeepot]$

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  3. RFC compliant? by sulli · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unless it's RFC 2324 compliant, I'm not interested.

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  4. Slash that coffee... by plaa · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess this is the first time slashdot has slashdotted a coffee machine...

    I wonder if the coffee's heated with the CPU? Bet he'll be getting hot coffee now.

    (OK, I don't know whether it was hosting the pages, 'cause I haven't read the article, 'cause the article's been slashdotted.)

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    1. Re:Slash that coffee... by HiQ · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yep, it all came to a grinding halt *rimshot*

  5. Re:He only went halfway. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 4, Funny
    but it doesn't break any ground.
    Oh, yes it does. It breaks fresh coffee grounds.
  6. slashdoted a... by vrmlknight · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think we have slashdoted a coffee pot before? maybe this is the first....

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  7. Re:Not enough integration, though by the_real_tigga · · Score: 3, Funny



    Welcome to the Microsoft(R) Wake!(TM) Coffee Maker Assistant Wizard(TM)!

    This Program will help you setting up your next cup of Coffee.
    Click "Reply to this" below to continue...

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  8. Hacked! by mrbuckles · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've already gained roast access to this!
    Sorry...

  9. New slogan by cybermace5 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The best part of booting up is Foldgers in your cup."

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  10. Thank god... by jeff67 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thanks God it doesn't have a pizza oven and a toilet - I'd never get out of my chair!

  11. Which OS and beans does he run? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 3, Funny

    So...if this thing runs Windows and brews Starbucks coffee, does that make it twice as evil?

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  12. Now... by Telecommando · · Score: 3, Funny

    If he can just integrate a urinal into his computer he'll never have to leave his desk.

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  13. Re:Coffee by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, we drink the "dirty black water" in the mornings to keep us awake since we drank too much of the "pristine water" with "boiled horse feed mixed with fungus and allowed to rot for a week" the night before and didn't get enough sleep.

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  14. Re:RFC compliant? (my favorite part) by satterth · · Score: 4, Funny
    2.3.2 418 I'm a teapot

    Any attempt to brew coffee with a teapot should result in the error code "418 I'm a teapot". The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout.

    This is the best
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