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Heart Attacks as Treatments

cannon_trodder writes "Just caught a story at the BBC which explains how surgeons are going to be demonstrating a surgical technique that involves deliberately inducing a heart attack in order to remove over-thickened tissue in the heart. The article also explains that the 3 procedures will be transmitted directly to a cardiology conference with the 100 delegates able to ask questions during the op. 'If it ain't fixed, break it.'"

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  1. Suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Suck.

  2. Hello by poopbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Introduction

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    The tornado

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    A Eurasian globule

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    A microscope

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    Conclusions

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    - poopbot: the bot formerly known as pwpbot

  3. Re:My. by isorox · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Chewey.