Aussie State Gov't Seeks to Regulate Web Photos
Mind Socket writes: "The Syndey Morning Herald has published an article stating that the Victorian government has flagged new internet privacy laws to prevent people's photos being published on websites without their consent. Yet another case of an Australian government trying to control the internet differently to other media."
Shows how fscked up our govt. is. Lets blame it on John Howard.
First Post Rick Austenson is GAY!!!
OPEN SOURCE MISCONCEPTIONS
By Serial Troller
Myth: Open Source is written by heterosexuals.
Fact: All Open Source development is done by raging homosexuals. The more flaming examples include Anal Cox, Linus Turdballs, Eric Ass-Reaming Raymond, and the entire Slashdot crew. The ringleader of the slashdotters, a man named CmdrTaco, engages in a practice known as Taco-snotting, along with his faggot-buddies Jeff Homos Bates and CowBoiKneel.
Myth: Open Source is written for heterosexuals.
Fact: Using Open Source software can cause suppressed homosexual fantasies to surface, leading to all out flaming faggotry within 6-8 weeks. Anecdotes of otherwise hetero men turning queer are far too numerous to count, but a few examples stand out. In one case, a man was arrested loitering outside an elementary school and making sexual overtures to several children: he quickly confessed that shortly after installing the Mozilla browser on his computer, he began to have uncontrollable urges to, to put it simply, have his cock sucked off by little boys. He soon met several other like-minded men through discussions on the Bugger Zilla mailing list (all already homosexuals), who together kidnapped a total of seven children whom they brought back to their apartment and sodomized. The other two men are still at large and believed to still be using Mozilla.
Myth: Open Source is multicultural.
Fact: Open Source is openly racist.
Myth: Open Source is democratic.
Fact: Open Source is controlled by a few narrow-minded zealots (mentioned throughout this post), most of whom are either Communists, Stalinists, Nazis, or Fascists. Additionally, Open Source supports terrorism.
Myth: Open Source is tolerant of religious preferences.
Fact: Open Source developers regularly engage in holy wars over the superiority of various Open Source projects, such as the Emacs program (preferred by Christians) versus vi (used mostly by neo-pagans and Satanists); or the KDE desktop (a favorite among Muslims) versus the GNOME project (particularly favored by Jews). Posts initiating crusades or jihads against other developers can be found regularly throughout the newsgroups and mailing lists.
Myth: Open Source is tolerant of sexual preference.
Fact: See above. Either you are a homo, you become a homo, or you never visit Richard Stallman alone in his office and hope to God you never meet him on the street at night.
Myth: Open Source is tolerant of political differences.
Fact: Open Source is an anarcho-communist philosophy bent on the destruction of capitalism. The very same Richard Stallman, a man whose name is disturbingly reminiscent of Stalin, has stated several times in public that his vision includes the subjugation of all who own intellectual properties under the jackboot of the GPL. The GPL is a pernicious piece of literature lifted straight from Karl Marxs Communist Manifesto, and is fortunately banned in many democratic nations.
* * * * * UPDATE * * * * *
Myth: Open Source programming is a harlmess, healthy activity.
Fact: Open Source programming has been known to lead to massive obesity, violent tendencies with an obsession with handguns, paranoid-delusional ranting, and in severe cases, complete insanity. If anyone you know is thinking about going Open Source, stop them before its too late!
* * * * * UPDATE * * * * *
____________________
2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.
- poopbot: for the crapflooder in all of us
Next it will be illegal for the gay website to do
As a practical matter, this would only work iff the website or some sponsor/owner of it were within the Court's jurisdiction.
Oh, wait.. you mean that Aussie bastard, don't you?
but you Australians and your bad laws take the cake.
Seriously, though, I can see the reasoning here, but it seems like a law just begging to be abused -- what if I said that you can't post muckraking photos of workers at my food processing plant peeing in the Cream of Mushroom, etc? Why should I be able to publish celebrity photos in a tabloid but not a web site? Isn't this just effectively removing the internet as a valid form of journalism?
Maybe it's just time to update privacy laws somewhat in a way that doesn't treat the net as a redheaded stepchild.
Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
How is this different than publishing in a magazine or something? I don't see this as being any more restrictive for Internet pictures than any other medium.
Software sucks. Open Source sucks less.
A while ago there was a big uproar when a few guys from a private school rowing club were photographed and posted on a gay website. None of the guys involved where gay, but they coped a whole lot of crap when people they knew saw the images. This laws probably a reaction to that sort of thing.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
Yeah! public officials in a public place have their nickers in a twist because somebody is ogling at them as 'sexual objects'.
:)
Too bad boys, if this were private locker room video taken without consent, fine, outlaw it. Reasonable expectation of privacy, etc...
If you really want to stop this, just have the life guards wear ugly boxer suits, or grow a big gut to hang over the suit line.
I'm sure if this were pictures of lovely female lifeguards doing their duty, they primary surfers would be the very gentlemen writing the 'digital rights' law.
Personally, if I were the web publisher, I'd just write a nice essay on the beach and surf conditions and call myself a news site. The photos would then just be the typical news background image.
--this isn't about lifeguards. This is about private people catching cops or other governmental workers in illegalities, and then publishing the photos when the controlled press won't because it's bought off and corrupt. The lifeguard dodge was just a test case for public opinion.
If ya notice, almost all these new internet* laws in the western/civilized world are designed to protect government from exposure and liability, just follow the clue train back enough you'll see it.
Not only "internet", but everything from "health" laws to "gun" laws etc. All for governmental control.
While laws vary from country to country, someone taking your photo in a public place is free to use it as he wishes. One notable exception is if you are registered with a talent agency - eg, for work as an extra.
While it seems reasonable to expect that truth can be used as a defence against charges of defmation, this isn't the case in all jurisdictions. Which ones is left as an exercise for the reader.
Is it true that all Australians are bi-sexual?
Didn't they also pass a law against proving that someone is gay?
Seriously, the article made it sound as if there were misappropriation of photos. Via film, use of someone's likeness in a fictional context has long been legally regarded as wrong - it implies something about someone that's counter to fact, so it doesn't get - and doesn't deserve - the same protection as a street photo in a journalistic context.
It depends on the website's presentation. "See these gayboys" can and should get them into trouble. "Man, these guys make me horny" is legit, though in today's "let's blame the internet" environment, it's still likely to catch shit. I say, "Blame Canada". Why? I'm a dumb American, I confuse Australia with Austria.
Expanding a vast wasteland since 1996.
The problem is that people can easily dismiss rumour. Photos are generally accepted as better "proof". The problem is when someone is photographed unaware, and placed in a context that distorts the picture.
For example, the guys that had pictures placed on a gay website were not, afaik, gay. However, by putting the pictures, which weren't doctored at all, on the site, an assosciation is created which can be damaging.
I'm not too sure about libel laws - the people who posted the pictures never said the guys were homosexual. But anyone who saw the site probably assumed so, and that could be damaging to the people involved.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
I hope they don't make it illegal to show this picture.
If CmdrTaco had to go to jail over that link, his ass would end up looking like that, too!
Its about that artist that likes getting hundreds of people nakid together and posing outdoors. Of course he's careful to hide people identities and the rest, but someone filmed the occasion and it has appeared on a porn site called somthing like Australian Nude Adventures. It clearly identifies peoples faces and privates. The Australian Gov has done this so it has a way of doing somthing about it.
I can't find a link on any news sites, i think the word "nude" trows them, its been all over TV here though.
Regulations regulating regulations.
Making it illegal to draw people without their fucking permission?
The current Slashdot moderation system is made by gay communists!
This is utterly superfluous. If the gay site is in Australia, can't they just shut it down by saying that it's not suitable for children?. I mean, who's thinking of the children? Won't someone please think of the children!
If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.