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CmdrTaco
on from the man-of-steal-vs-the-dark-knight dept.
ReadParse writes "The Sacramento Bee is running an AP story about Warner Bros' plans to produce a Batman vs. Superman movie. It's kind of hard to imagine anybody but Christopher Reeve as the Man of Steel -- somebody check Michael Keaton's schedule."
Slashdot has confirmed:PWP is dying by poopbot
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Anonymous Coward
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Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered trolling community when recently Slashdot confirmed that, after several changes were made to production Slashcode, wide posts account for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all Slashdot posts. Coming on the heels of the latest verions of IE which make page-widening more difficult, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the wide posts that we love are collapsing into the narrow posts that we are used to, as further exemplified by the lack of Slashbots complaining about difficulty reading Slashdot's articles.
You don't need to be a Klerck to predict PWP's future. The hand writing is on the wall: PWP faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for PWP because PWP is dying. Things are looking very bad for PWP. As many of us are already aware, PWP continues to be defeated by users with thresholds of 1 or higher. Mod points flow like a river of blood. Klerck's PWP-bot posts are the most endangered of them all, having been filtered early on because of their uniformity.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
PWP leader Klerck states that there are 7 wide posts in the average Slashdot article. How many non-wide crapflood posts are there? Let's see. The number of crapflood versus wide posts on Slahdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7*5 = 35 non-wide crapflood posts in every Slashdot article. Tacosnotting posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of crapflood posts. Therefore there are about 17 tacosnotting posts per article. A recent article put Goatse.cx trolls at about 80 percent of total troll posts. Therefore there are a hell of a lot of homosexual trolls. This is consistent with the number of Goatse.cx Slashdot posts.
But Slashdot is only part of the picture. Due to the troubles at Slashdot, negative revenue and so on, the site will soon go out of business and many users will flock to alternative weblogs, where PWP is almost completely unknown. Trollaxor.com, the popular troll hangout, is also dying, its corpse sodomized in yet another Greek bath house.
All major surveys show that PWP has steadily declined in the scope of all troll posts. PWP is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If PWP is to survive at all it will be among Blog faggot using outdated versions of Slashcode. PWP continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, PWP is dead.
- poopbot: lovely snot! wonderful snot!
Re:impossible!
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Anonymous Coward
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You've all been trolled!
Re:Crappy plot, I think.
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Anonymous Coward
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What's up with you moderators? Wasn't the "if a comment mimics a dialog, mod it up" dumbass rule made to be applied unconditionally?
That's what CGI is for
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GuyMannDude
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Ouch! That's cold. Funny tho...
Let's just pray that George Lucas doesn't petition the filmmakers to let him give Christopher Reeve some CGI legs. Hey if they could remove Gary Senise's legs in Forest Gump...
What's the point of even doing this movie?
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errxn
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Wesley Willis has whupped both of their asses already anyway.
-- In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris will still kick your ass.
Re:Lacking something important.....
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natefaerber
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I disagree with your spelling of Kirsten Dunst.
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My HARDWARE, My CHOICE.
Robin, not Batman...
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Anonymous Coward
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The 'Boy Wonder' will slay Superman in a strange, dark, pedophilic-revenge scene down in the Batcave (while Batman is taking a nap)... like, it has something to do with Robin stuffing his green underwear with Kryptonite.
Christopher Reeve?
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Anonymous Coward
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Not to diss the guy or anything, but...
Geeze, Taco, could you be more stuck in the 80s?
The cleaner's called while you were out, btw; your Members Only jacket is ready to pick up...
Re:How is this a fight? (Hint: it was, Batman won)
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FooBarWidget
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"What can be more powerful than that?"
Son Goku.
Pretty neat, but...
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GriffX
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If they're going to be 25 - 250 m away, wouldn't using a telescopic sight to to pop the mine a few time with a rifle be just as effective, and cheaper?
-- These comments and opinions are mine and mine alone, although they shouldn't be.
Slashdot Mirror
man, this is lame.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered trolling community when recently Slashdot confirmed that, after several changes were made to production Slashcode, wide posts account for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all Slashdot posts. Coming on the heels of the latest verions of IE which make page-widening more difficult, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the wide posts that we love are collapsing into the narrow posts that we are used to, as further exemplified by the lack of Slashbots complaining about difficulty reading Slashdot's articles.
You don't need to be a Klerck to predict PWP's future. The hand writing is on the wall: PWP faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for PWP because PWP is dying. Things are looking very bad for PWP. As many of us are already aware, PWP continues to be defeated by users with thresholds of 1 or higher. Mod points flow like a river of blood. Klerck's PWP-bot posts are the most endangered of them all, having been filtered early on because of their uniformity.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
PWP leader Klerck states that there are 7 wide posts in the average Slashdot article. How many non-wide crapflood posts are there? Let's see. The number of crapflood versus wide posts on Slahdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7*5 = 35 non-wide crapflood posts in every Slashdot article. Tacosnotting posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of crapflood posts. Therefore there are about 17 tacosnotting posts per article. A recent article put Goatse.cx trolls at about 80 percent of total troll posts. Therefore there are a hell of a lot of homosexual trolls. This is consistent with the number of Goatse.cx Slashdot posts.
But Slashdot is only part of the picture. Due to the troubles at Slashdot, negative revenue and so on, the site will soon go out of business and many users will flock to alternative weblogs, where PWP is almost completely unknown. Trollaxor.com, the popular troll hangout, is also dying, its corpse sodomized in yet another Greek bath house.
All major surveys show that PWP has steadily declined in the scope of all troll posts. PWP is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If PWP is to survive at all it will be among Blog faggot using outdated versions of Slashcode. PWP continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, PWP is dead.
- poopbot: lovely snot! wonderful snot!
You've all been trolled!
What's up with you moderators?
Wasn't the
"if a comment mimics a dialog, mod it up"
dumbass rule made to be applied unconditionally?
Ouch! That's cold. Funny tho...
Let's just pray that George Lucas doesn't petition the filmmakers to let him give Christopher Reeve some CGI legs. Hey if they could remove Gary Senise's legs in Forest Gump...
GMD
watch this
Wesley Willis has whupped both of their asses already anyway.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris will still kick your ass.
I disagree with your spelling of Kirsten Dunst.
-- My HARDWARE, My CHOICE.
The 'Boy Wonder' will slay Superman in a strange, dark, pedophilic-revenge scene down in the Batcave (while Batman is taking a nap)... like, it has something to do with Robin stuffing his green underwear with Kryptonite.
Not to diss the guy or anything, but...
Geeze, Taco, could you be more stuck in the 80s?
The cleaner's called while you were out, btw; your Members Only jacket is ready to pick up...
"What can be more powerful than that?"
Son Goku.
If they're going to be 25 - 250 m away, wouldn't using a telescopic sight to to pop the mine a few time with a rifle be just as effective, and cheaper?
These comments and opinions are mine and mine alone, although they shouldn't be.