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KDE 3.1 Alpha1 is Here
navindra writes: "A brand new alpha of the breath-taking KDE 3.1 development branch has been announced. This release sports everything from wonderful new eye candy to tons of popular new features including new and exciting "easter eggs" (aka bugs) just waiting to be discovered. Remember, this is not a stable release -- those of you concerned with stability should use KDE 3.0.2, whereas those of you who want to help KDE 3.1 be the best KDE ever should use this alpha. Kudos to Dre for writing the announcement and to the tireless Dirk Mueller for coordinating this release. Party!" On a related note, pAlpha writes: "Over the past years a large amount of myths has built up around KDE. Recently Aaron J. Seigo released a page about the KDE myths and facts." Good for convincing the boss.
Wow! Nice double FP!
I think this calls for good quality pr0n, baby!
--Dead Fart Warrior (banned, atm, so I gotta do the AC thing, damnit)
BUSH VOWS CRACKDOWN ON CORPORATE CORRUPTION UNLESS IT HAPPENED IN 1990 New York, N.Y. -- Vowing to restore faith in capitalism itself, President Bush on Tuesday promised to strengthen accounting laws, impose long prison terms for executives guilty of fraud, and punish any acts of corporate corruption that didn't happen in 1990 "We will use the full weight of the law to expose and root out misdeeds," the President said during a speech on Wall Street. "My administration will do everything in its power to end the days of cooking the books, shading the truth, and breaking the law, unless it occurred the same year the Cincinnati Reds won the World Series."
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"Also, it doesn't count if a person's last name begins with the letter 'B,'" he added.
Critics immediately cried foul, noting that as a director of Harken Energy Corp., Bush sold nearly $850,000 of company stock on June, 22, 1990, just weeks before Harken restated earnings and the share price plunged. Analysts, however, said the President's oft- repeated defense -- that he is innocent because the sale occurred in the same year that "Dances with Wolves" won the Academy Award for best picture -- now begins to make sense.
During his Wall Street appearance, Bush did not refer to his days in business, and instead focused on restoring faith in the markets. To achieve his ambitious goals, he unveiled a 10- point plan, which includes calls for:
A new task force to expose and prosecute white-collar criminals, which the President described as a "financial crimes SWAT team, overseeing the investigation of corporate abusers and bringing them to account no matter if the abuse occurred in 1988, 1989, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, or 2002."
Corporate officers who benefit from false accounting statements should forfeit all money gained by their fraud, unless that number equals $848,560.
Corporate leaders who violate the public trust should never be given that trust again, unless they run for President.
Those who sit on corporate boards must be willing to accept responsibility. Explained Bush: "I urge board members to check the quality of their company's financial statements, to ask tough questions about accounting methods, and to check and see if the problem began on the same day Article IV was added to the Constitution of the Chickasaw Nation, 'cause if it did you're a-okay."
Bush ended his speech by appealing to the best in all of us.
"Today, I am calling for a new ethic of personal responsibility in the business community," he said, "an ethic that will increase investor confidence, regain the trust of the American people, and not be retroactive."
http://www.satirewire.com/news/july02/wall_stre
I would just like to thank /. for their amazing ability to link to pages with high resolution images knowing fully that the hosting server will be slashdotted in a number of seconds.
Buying a Dell computer is equivalent to dropping the soap in a prison shower.
He will truly be missed. Found shot dead while touring Google.com's infastruction.
Whats black, blue and green and doesnt like sex?
The Girl Scout locked in my basement.
Whats the worst part about having sex with a six year-old?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Whats the best thing about getting a hand job from a five year-old?
That little hand makes your thing look really huge.
Guy comes home from work to find his girlfriend sitting on the porch, crying.
Whats wrong, honey?
Im leaving you! I just found out youre a pdophile!
Pdophile? Why, thats a pretty big word for a ten year-old.
How can you tell when your sisters on her period?
When your dads dick tastes like blood!
Two pdophiles are lying on a beach tanning, one turns to the other and says, Excuse me, youre in my son.
What is the sickest sound you hear when fucking a nine year-old?
Her hips snapping!
What is the best sound you hear when fucking a 13 year-old?
Her hips snapping!
Whats 18 inches long, blue, veiny, and makes a woman cry?
Crib death.
How could the mans seven year-old son tell that his dad had fucked his eight year-old sister? His dads weiner tasted like blood!
Watson returns home to find Holmes in bed with a child. He shouts, Is this some sort of a schoolgirl?
Holmes replies, Elementary, my dear Watson.
So I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I decided I wanted to get kinky and try and do her in the ass. So I slipped around back; she looked over her shoulder at me and said, My, how presumptuous of you. I said, Presumptuous? Thats a big word for a ten year-old.
Two guys are walking down the street when a beautiful woman passes. The first guy says, Damn! Id love to tear her clothes off, do her in the rear, smear my fces all over her, slice off her breasts, chop her into little pieces, put her in a garbage bag and toss her into the river!
Second guy says, Yuck! Youre a sick bastard!
First guy says, Whatre you? A fag?
A kindergarten teacher is asking the kids what their father does for a living. All the kids answer except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks Little Johnny what his Dad does and Johnny replies, My dad is dead.
The teacher says, Thats terribile, but what did he do before he died?
Little Johnny replies, He turned blue and shit all over himself!
A guy calls in sick to work.
Whats wrong? asks the boss.
Im sick, the guy replies.
You sound all right.
No, Im really sick. Believe me.
Listen, you were fine yesterday, and we have a lot of work today. I want you in here. You cant be that sick!
Dude, I just banged my sister. Dont tell me Im not sick.
A little girl accompanied her father to the barbershop. While her dad received a haircut, the little girl stood next to the barber chair, enjoying a snack cake. The barber smiled at her and said, Sweetheart, youre going to get hair on your Twinkie.
I know, the little girl replied. Im gonna get tits, too.
An older man and a small boy walk hand in hand through the woods.
Boy: These woods sure are spooky!
Man: You think youre scared, Ive gotta walk out of here alone.
Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One walked on the moon, and the other rapes little boys.
Has anyone read Michael Jacksons new book, The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing?
Q: Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
A: I dont cum all over the golden delicious apple before I take a bite out of it.
Q: Whats the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
A: I dont kiss my girlfriend after sex.
Q: Whats the difference between a dead baby and a table?
A: You cant fuck a table.
Q: Whats special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
A: You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
Q: What do you have when you have four dead babies, take away two, and add five more?
A: An orgy!
Q: Whats better than three 14 year-olds?
A: 14 three year-olds.
Q: Whats white and bobs up and down in a babys crib?
A: A pdophiles ass.
Q: Whats the safest way to play with a baby?
A: With a condom.
Q: Whats more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
A: Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples.
Q: What does a baby and a Pinto have in common?
A: Theyre fun to ride until they die.
Q: What do you get whan you dislocate a dead babys jaw?
A: Deep throat.
Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
A: Grandmothers dont die when you fuck them in the ass.
Q: Whats the best sound in the world?
A: Hearing dead babys hips crack under pressure!
Q: Whats worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
A: Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.
Q: How do you stop a baby from choking?
A: Take your dick out of its mouth.
Q: Whats worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Q: How do you make a baby cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.
Whats better than sex with a twelve year-old boy?
Absolutely nothing.
- poopbot: information likes to be narrow
Would this be "crapflooding"?
Get your animatronic hoedown on with The Country Bears Dancing Bear Game. Pick out your music, try out the bear's favorite steps, or make your own moves. Click to Play the Game Country Bears Dancing Game Need the free Flash 6.0 Plugin? Click Here. The Country Bears movie is a live-action comedy starring Christopher Walken and Haley Joel Osment, with performances and cameos by Don Henley, John Hiatt, Elton John, Queen Latifah, Willie Nelson, Bonnie Raitt and Brian Setzer. Related Links Movie Info Page Greg's Preview Trailers & Clips Production Photos Message Board Cast & Credits Official Site [Get Yahoo Movies in Your Mailbox] Production Stills [thumbnail] click to enlarge [thumbnail] click to enlarge 'The Country Bears' Production Photos [mail this to a friend] Email this page to a friend About the Movie [Movie Image] Kids/Family and Comedy Opens July 26, 2002 Starring: Haley Joel Osment, Christopher Walken, Diedrich Bader, Julianne Buescher, Charles S. Dutton, Alex Rocco, Daryl Mitchell, Synopsis: Broken-hearted Beary Bearington runs away from home when his jealous younger brother reveals that Beary is actually adopted. When he meets a greedy banker (Christopher Walken) about to foreclose on the historic venue that launched his favorite band -- the legendary and influential Country Bears -- young Beary sets out on a quest to convince the bitter ex-members of the band to put aside their differences for a benefit concert to save the venue. More Movie Info
Warm 'n Squishy!
I've just come
What an amazing coincedence! I've just shat my pants!
Warm 'n Squishy!
"You do realise that /. is frequented by folks who know what "it's an Alpha version" means, yet will still download and try it? Ya, them "geek" types."
Then please explain why (before Slashdot was commercialized) that the _public weblogs_ said that roughly 90% of the users was viewing slashdot through WIn(X ver) on IE ?