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XNS Specification Finally Released
Gleep The Dragon writes: "After many months of back room wrangling it looks like XNSORG has finally managed to get the legal stuff out of the way so that they can publish the XNS specification. You can pick it up here. In case you haven't heard about this effort, here's how they describe it on the XNS.ORG web site: 'eXtensible Name Service (XNS) is an open, XML-based protocol for digital identity and relationship management. Originally developed by OneName Corporation, it has been released under an open public license to the non-profit XNS Public Trust Organization (XNSORG) to govern on behalf of the Internet community.'"
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Whats black, blue and green and doesnt like sex?
The Girl Scout locked in my basement.
Whats the worst part about having sex with a six year-old?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Whats the best thing about getting a hand job from a five year-old?
That little hand makes your thing look really huge.
Guy comes home from work to find his girlfriend sitting on the porch, crying.
Whats wrong, honey?
Im leaving you! I just found out youre a pdophile!
Pdophile? Why, thats a pretty big word for a ten year-old.
How can you tell when your sisters on her period?
When your dads dick tastes like blood!
Two pdophiles are lying on a beach tanning, one turns to the other and says, Excuse me, youre in my son.
What is the sickest sound you hear when fucking a nine year-old?
Her hips snapping!
What is the best sound you hear when fucking a 13 year-old?
Her hips snapping!
Whats 18 inches long, blue, veiny, and makes a woman cry?
Crib death.
How could the mans seven year-old son tell that his dad had fucked his eight year-old sister? His dads weiner tasted like blood!
Watson returns home to find Holmes in bed with a child. He shouts, Is this some sort of a schoolgirl?
Holmes replies, Elementary, my dear Watson.
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Two guys are walking down the street when a beautiful woman passes. The first guy says, Damn! Id love to tear her clothes off, do her in the rear, smear my fces all over her, slice off her breasts, chop her into little pieces, put her in a garbage bag and toss her into the river!
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A kindergarten teacher is asking the kids what their father does for a living. All the kids answer except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks Little Johnny what his Dad does and Johnny replies, My dad is dead.
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Little Johnny replies, He turned blue and shit all over himself!
A guy calls in sick to work.
Whats wrong? asks the boss.
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A little girl accompanied her father to the barbershop. While her dad received a haircut, the little girl stood next to the barber chair, enjoying a snack cake. The barber smiled at her and said, Sweetheart, youre going to get hair on your Twinkie.
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An older man and a small boy walk hand in hand through the woods.
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Q: Whats the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
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Q: Whats the difference between a dead baby and a table?
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Q: Whats special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
A: You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
Q: What do you have when you have four dead babies, take away two, and add five more?
A: An orgy!
Q: Whats better than three 14 year-olds?
A: 14 three year-olds.
Q: Whats white and bobs up and down in a babys crib?
A: A pdophiles ass.
Q: Whats the safest way to play with a baby?
A: With a condom.
Q: Whats more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
A: Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples.
Q: What does a baby and a Pinto have in common?
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Q: What do you get whan you dislocate a dead babys jaw?
A: Deep throat.
Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
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Q: Whats the best sound in the world?
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Q: Whats worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
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Q: How do you stop a baby from choking?
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Q: Whats worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
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Q: How do you make a baby cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.
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Absolutely nothing.
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They should have picked another name. XNS will always mean to me Xerox Network Systems.
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XNS Public Trust Organization Board of Directors
The XNS Public Trust Organization is governed by a six-member board of directors. Five of the members of the Board have a vote and the sixth member -- President and Managing Director of XNSORG -- is ex officio without a vote. Following are biographical summaries of four of the five voting directors. The fifth voting seat on the Board is currently not filled.
Adam C. Engst
Adam C. Engst is the publisher of TidBITS, one of the oldest and largest Internet-based newsletters, distributed every week to hundreds of thousands of readers. He has written and co-authored numerous Internet books, including the best-selling Internet Starter Kit series, and many articles for magazines, including Macworld, where he is currently a contributing editor. He has received numerous awards, including consecutive rankings as one of the most influential figures in the Macintosh industry and inclusion in MacDirectory's list of top ten visionaries. Adam serves as chair of the XNSORG board of directors.
Ross Ortega
Ross Ortega, a founder of Consystant Design Technologies, also serves that company as co-chairman, interim CEO, vice president, and chief technology officer. Dr. Ortega was one of the primary researchers on the Chinook Hardware/Software Cosynthesis Project at the University of Washington. In 1998 and 1999 Dr. Ortega was acting assistant professor at the University of Washington in the Computing and Software Systems Department.
Drummond Reed
Drummond Reed was the developer of the underlying web identity linking technology that led to the creation of the XNS Web identity infrastructure. In 1998 Drummond served on two of the W3C Working Groups for the P3P privacy protocol. He currently serves as a board member for the Internet National Security, Trust, and Privacy Alliance (ISTPA) and is a member of the ISTPA Framework Working Group. He is presently chief technology officer for OneName Corporation.
Geoffrey Strongin
Geoffrey Strongin serves as the platform security architect for Advanced Micro Devices. In this role he contributes to the security and privacy aspects of AMD's future PC Platforms. Prior to joining Advanced Micro Devices, Mr. Strongin served as a design manager and platform architect for various computer manufacturers. An award winning designer and holder of 29 patents, he also serves as a member of the board of International Security, Trust and Privacy Alliance (ISTPA).
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