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OpenBSD 3.0 Honeypot Whitepaper
Tortured Potato writes "This white paper, by Michael Anuzis, details how he set up an OpenBSD 3.0 honeypot, watched it get cracked and then analyzed it -- all within 28 hours. Fascinating stuff...this is the first OpenBSD honeypot I've heard of."
I can't believe I stooped to a fp!
OPEN SOURCE MISCONCEPTIONS
By Serial Troller
Myth: Open Source is written by heterosexuals.
Fact: All Open Source development is done by raging homosexuals. The more flaming examples include Anal Cox, Linus Turdballs, Eric Ass-Reaming Raymond, and the entire Slashdot crew. The ringleader of the slashdotters, a man named CmdrTaco, engages in a practice known as Taco-snotting, along with his faggot-buddies Jeff Homos Bates and CowBoiKneel.
Myth: Open Source is written for heterosexuals.
Fact: Using Open Source software can cause suppressed homosexual fantasies to surface, leading to all out flaming faggotry within 6-8 weeks. Anecdotes of otherwise hetero men turning queer are far too numerous to count, but a few examples stand out. In one case, a man was arrested loitering outside an elementary school and making sexual overtures to several children: he quickly confessed that shortly after installing the Mozilla browser on his computer, he began to have uncontrollable urges to, to put it simply, have his cock sucked off by little boys. He soon met several other like-minded men through discussions on the Bugger Zilla mailing list (all already homosexuals), who together kidnapped a total of seven children whom they brought back to their apartment and sodomized. The other two men are still at large and believed to still be using Mozilla.
Myth: Open Source is multicultural.
Fact: Open Source is openly racist.
Myth: Open Source is democratic.
Fact: Open Source is controlled by a few narrow-minded zealots (mentioned throughout this post), most of whom are either Communists, Stalinists, Nazis, or Fascists. Additionally, Open Source supports terrorism.
Myth: Open Source is tolerant of religious preferences.
Fact: Open Source developers regularly engage in holy wars over the superiority of various Open Source projects, such as the Emacs program (preferred by Christians) versus vi (used mostly by neo-pagans and Satanists); or the KDE desktop (a favorite among Muslims) versus the GNOME project (particularly favored by Jews). Posts initiating crusades or jihads against other developers can be found regularly throughout the newsgroups and mailing lists.
Myth: Open Source is tolerant of sexual preference.
Fact: See above. Either you are a homo, you become a homo, or you never visit Richard Stallman alone in his office and hope to God you never meet him on the street at night.
Myth: Open Source is tolerant of political differences.
Fact: Open Source is an anarcho-communist philosophy bent on the destruction of capitalism. The very same Richard Stallman, a man whose name is disturbingly reminiscent of Stalin, has stated several times in public that his vision includes the subjugation of all who own intellectual properties under the jackboot of the GPL. The GPL is a pernicious piece of literature lifted straight from Karl Marxs Communist Manifesto, and is fortunately banned in many democratic nations.
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Myth: Open Source programming is a harlmess, healthy activity.
Fact: Open Source programming has been known to lead to massive obesity, violent tendencies with an obsession with handguns, paranoid-delusional ranting, and in severe cases, complete insanity. If anyone you know is thinking about going Open Source, stop them before its too late!
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2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.
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The Harken Tale: Harken Energy purchased Bushboy's worthless oil company Spectrum7 for $2 million (bailing Bushboy out of big debts) in the late 80s and put Bushboy on their board and paid him a $120,000/year "consulting fee." Harken then lent Bushboy $180,000 so he could buy Harken stock. Bushboy was on their Board and was a member of their 3 man "Audit group" which was privy to the companies financial woes in 1990. After being briefed about Harken's cash flow problems in April, 1990, Bushboy sells his stock in June, 1990, when some mystery investor pays him $848,000 based on a "cold call" made by some stock broker (this is what the Bushboy people really say). In August, 1990 the poor financial condition of Harken becomes known and the stock drops like a rock to 1/4 its value when Bushboy sold it. Bushboy fails to report the sale of the stock by the 10th day of the month following the sale as required by law. He doesn't file the necessary SEC documents until 36 weeks later! The SEC head was appointed by Bushdaddy who is now president. Although the head of the SEC, Mr. Doty, was Bushboy's personal attorney, he doesn't recuse himself from any judgement of Bushboy and although the SEC refuses to exonerate Bushboy's criminal conduct it chooses not to investigate or prosecute (surprise!). The whole Bushboy/Harken deal stinks to high heaven and makes Whitewater seem like the jaywalking that it was in comparison, but Bushboy and the GOPers will block any attempt to investigate and hire a Special Prosecutor as they were so quick to do in Whitewater. Harken will be Whitewashed, as is everything else in Bushboy's sleazy past.
see also: komanduh tahoe's NEXT employer
Yeah, they just ship with really tight and secure IIS and Windows Media Player.....
XML is like violence. If it doesn't solve the problem, use more.
I took a honetpot to Prom, and it took me 28 hours to crack her and analyze it too....
Why is it that BSD users always feel the need to knock Linux? This article kicks off with "Most honeypots out there tend to be Redhat Linux as it's has the worst record for security out of pretty much every OS out there". RH is pretty damn secure compared with Windows, which seems to have a major security alert almost every day.
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I think you are greatly mistaken. There is no need to chose. Have both! Set up a nice threesome, between miss Portman, and miss Alba.
Or aren't you man enough to keep up with 2 hot young babes? (I don't know who Jessica Alba is, but I assume she is young and hot).
Signing out,
--wonder-boy, technoslut.
(Yeah, I am probably bi-sexual or something, but I think that is sufficient to be a slashdot gay boy. Well, I hope it is. Where else can I get daily gay porn??)
It hurts and stuff.
*BSD is dead